What grade would you give your life?

[Ice_Tyrant]

D-. Though I am trying to raise it up. I'd say F but I'm at least going to college trying to make something of my life unlike one friend of mine in particular. Hope to try to get myself more independence soon.

 

[Perfection]

I bribed the grader into giving me an A+ by performing certain sexual acts.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

I can only rate my life on a scale of 1 to banana.

 

[Chukchi Husky]

I'm a complete failure at everything. I'm probably worse than a F grade. When I was at school I wasn't even good enough to get an F, all I got was U in everything I did.

 

[Angst]

Why do you exemplify a great career as the one misnomer of how good your life is?

 

[Disgustipated]

I'd give myself a C, although maybe I'd give myself a D if you consider succeeding in life to involve a marriage and kids.

 

[Neonanocyborgasm]

I'd give my life a B. My life is generally comfortable despite setbacks in the past. I don't have everything I want (yet) but I have no fear of anything untoward happening to me.

 

[CheeseWalrus]

I(ncomplete), as I'm hopefully only about 20% of the way through it.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I'd need to compare it with others first (as in, live other people's lives for a while to compare).

 

[Huayna Capac357]

B probably. Goes from D to A depending on mood.

 

[Akkon888]

Mind: A+. I enjoy using logic to crush my rivals. I enjoy playing カックロ (Kakuro) and 바둑(Baduk) in my spare time. I am learning French and Korean. I complete math problems for entertainment purposes.

Body: F+. I get no exercise. I cannot lift weight (literally, it is not feasible for me to lift any amount of weight). I don't eat much either; what I do eat is of some nutrition. As a result, I am a 180cm (5'10) 52kg (115lb) twig. At least my 1000m time is 5:00. Not many more redeeming qualities, I'm afraid.

Essence: B+. I have a few friends. I am not the most popular person, but instead I am the outsider. However, I enjoy being an outsider; I enjoy my low-profile existence. My family is alright. I am an only child, makes me wonder about sharing my life with some other enigma. I say 'hi', people say 'hi' back. I do feel like there is a space, a void, in my existence though. I occasionally feel out of place. I do not have a Facebook thing, and this I have enjoyed. I feel like my stoicism might turn others away or frighten them, and that is too bad. My appearance may scare some people at first sight. I keep my old friends, and I seldom make (produce?) new friends.

I'd prefer not to average these three factors out, as it destroys the point of spending 2 seconds to elaborate on my life. Of course, this thread essentially forces narcissism, but oh well, it would have to.

I can only rate my life on a scale of 1 to banana.

I enjoy reading this comment.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

I keep my old friends, and I seldom make (produce?) new friends

Make is the right word, produce is the hilarious one.

 

[Dachs]

Mind: A+. I enjoy using logic to crush my rivals. I enjoy playing カックロ (Kakuro) and 바둑(Baduk) in my spare time. I am learning French and Korean. I complete math problems for entertainment purposes.

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