What Happens Next?

[Sciguy001]

decided to make an unwanted appearance on...

 

[Smartbluma]

...Timothy the Benchwarmer's 187th Annual Cow Milking Competition, where...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

OVER 9000!!1!!!1! cows were milked each day, resulting in a massive loss of...

 

[Stylesrj]

...interest in the Empire of the Rising Sun. The Emperor was displeased, so he invaded...

 

[CivOtaku]

...Sweden, because...

 

[Sciguy001]

he neede to control valuable natural sources of low-fat lactose-free mustard-flavored green syrup.

 

[Smartbluma]

This green syrup however was actually derived from exactly 8,234,612,784,125 molecules from the wet backside of a...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

An antelope chicken bear, a close relative of manbearpig. Manbearpig decided that it was time to...

 

[Sciguy001]

break up with his girlfriend the womanplatypusduck.

 

[Perfection]

I hate Southpark...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Said the man in the white suit. And the auctioneer gave him the title of...

 

[Smartbluma]

...Arcane Crier Requiring Ordering Nameless Yellow Menials (ACRONYM) because of his hate of South Park, which is really North of...

 

[Stylesrj]

Canada! A bear wearing a cape with a maple leaf on it flew in with his monkey blasters. He...

 

[mythmonster2]

shot lazers out of his eyes at all the heroes of Age of Mythology, and then...

 

[Sciguy001]

rapidly gegan to devour the South Park characters! The superhero Goober Man decided to dissolve this problem by...

 

[Smartbluma]

...planting strawberry seeds inside Elton John's rusty blue van, which was used to...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Transport Elton John wherever he needed to go! Not surprisingly, a crop of strawberries in his van was a slightly difficult thing to drive around with, and he...

 

[kenken244]

Swallowed a watermellon seed, causing a watermelon to grow inside him. Then he...

 

[Sciguy001]

exploded... into dance!

 

[Stylesrj]

shot lazers out of his eyes at all the heroes of Age of Mythology, and then...

Yay, you got the reference!

Back to the story: As he exploded into dance, he gave birth to a billion stars! Apparently watermelon explosions did that to people. The Church of Watermelon was set up in memory of this incident, where they hoped the next watermelon that grew would...