Negator_UK,
Believe it or not, this is something that has happened more than once in human history. Humans have always been fascinated with the unknown, and have gone through great peril to travel somewhere new. Often times ending up worse off than they were, or possibly dead. One excellent example that most of us computer gamers know about is The Oregon Trail. It was a very fun game where you had to manage a family trying to immigrate to Oregon via wagon and all the hardships that came along with it. It became sort of an internet meme not too far back, and spawned this shirt:
As funny as it is, it is also true to life. Many people travelling along the Oregon Trail died.
Also Magellan was given credit for the first single voyage circumnavigation of the globe (they named the small body of water where South America and Antartica are the closest the Straights of Magellan.) However did you know that while his ship circumnavigated the globe, he did not? Magellan died before the trip was complete, but his crew sailed on.
So while you are trying to invoke some humour into the situation, your kinda stumbled into an excellent point. Often times humans spend enormious amounts of money, and sometimes their lives, for something that doesn't exst or something futile.
Another great example is Mars. We've all been speculating that there might be life on mars. Well we sent many devices up there only to find out that there is no life. How? Many of these devices had/have some sort of scanning device that can scan for life in one way or another. We came up empty. Our desire to not be alone in the immediate universe caused us to waste tons of money on a device to search for life where there is none. And don't think we won't do it again! Titan, Jupiter's largest moon, is next. Now that the whole "Mars has life!" fiasco is dead (sorry for the bad pun

) people have moved onto "Titan has life!"
My point is, humans waste a lot of resources, including our own lives, on silly things. But that's our nature; to seek out and explore that which we don't know. Often times that means doing something wrong 100 times so we can discover 100 ways to not do something.