What is the best line you heard in a movie?

[polymath]

"Nobody touches my brain. It's my second favourite organ."

"He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. Then he had lunch."

"We're in a tight spot."

"That's no moon. That's a space station!"

"Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

 

[Wolfe Tone]

'KKKKKKHHHHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!'

Somebody had to do it.

 

[insurgent]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

- Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry...

 

[allan2]

"She's got a GREAT ass! And you've got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!" -- Al Pacino (the detective), from "Heat"

"Ah, the things I will do for my country...." -- Vin Diesel, from "XXX"

"When did you start thinking you were better than me?" -- DeNiro to the accomplice who tried to doublecross him, from "The Score"

The whole scripture monologue -- Samuel Jackson, from "Pulp Fiction"

"I'm gonna call my boys down here, and we're going to get MEDIEVAL on your ass." -- the Boss, from the same movie

"I can outlearn you, I can outread you, and I can out-philosophize you." -- DeNiro, after beating the sh*t out of the thugs hired to scare him, from "Cape Fear"

"I told you it was off." -- Bruce Willis, after "testing" his new weapon on its developer, from "The Jackal"

 

[test_specimen]

"Penser à quelque chose implique de penser à une autre chose." Eloge de l'amour

 

[superunknown]

Then you will become dead marines! And then you'll be in a world of ****! Because marines are not allowed to die without permission!!

Full Metal Jacket




- Where...are you taking them?
- To Coruscant.
- uuuh..wait..coruscant..uuh..wait...that doesn't compute...wait..uh..you're under arrest!

Star Wars: Episode 1

 

[sabo]

Originally posted by superunknown
Then you will become dead marines! And then you'll be in a world of ****! Because marines are not allowed to die without permission!!

Full Metal Jacket

haha I forgot about that one, then there is the other I can't remember the movie (someone help me) and I don't remember the exact words but it was Bruce Willis and it went something like.

"Oh yeah, sure I understand. You fell down and the next thing you knew your d1ck was in my wife!!

 

[Remorseless]

Hoping this will not offend the rules or the mods:

"I'm gonna get me a bottle of Jack Daniels, one of those kino girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and kick back." Willie Nelson in The Electric Cowboy.

Great lead-in quote from Sabo (Outlaw Josey Wales). Best line in that movie.

My others (in case mods edit top quote):

"They can take our lives, but they can't take our freedom!!!!!!" Mel Gibson, Braveheart.

"You are an errand boy sent by shopkeepers to collect an overdue bill." Marlon Brando, Apocolypse Now

"We live in a world with walls, and we have to have men to man those walls." Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men

"What's the matter with you, Pyle, didn't mommy and daddy pay you enough attention when you were a child? (BLAM)", the D.I., Full Metal Jacket.

"He-re's Johnny!" Jack (again). The Shining.

 

[superunknown]

Originally posted by Remorseless

"What's the matter with you, Pyle, didn't mommy and daddy pay you enough attention when you were a child? (BLAM)", the D.I., Full Metal Jacket.

"What is your major malfunction dumbnuts?"

same D.I.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody DOORS off"

and from South Park:

"What do you think this is kid? TV kiddie hour where we all sit around and lick Barney the Dinosaurs f****** p****?"

 

[cromagnon]

"I have a bad feeling about this..."

"These are not the droids you're looking for."

and my favorite, which I believe was ad-libbed:
"Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here...now...thank you. How are you?"

Just Star Wars Ep IV alone is full of great lines.

 

[Zarn]

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth"

"I have a bad feeling about this"

"Luke, I am your father"

"whooooaaaaaaaaaa" -It's R2-D2 of course

 

[MCdread]

"Jusqu'ici tout va bien... mais l'important, c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage.", La Haine

"So far everything's fine... but the important, though, is not the fall, it's the landing"

It's what a man says in the air while falling from a 10th floor.

 

[sween32]

don't know if this has already been said but...

"Are you going to bark all day, little doggy? Or are you going to bite?"
Reservoir Dogs

"I want you to stay here." "Why?" "Because I hate you."
Cats & Dogs

 

[pesoloco]

"I make joke... to help you to forget how screwed you are."
Enrico Palini (Rowen Atkinson) - Rat Race.

 

[onejayhawk]

"Shorter."

J

 

[superunknown]

"Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?"

Gandalf Grey

 

[Zwelgje]

Pulp fiction being my favourite all time movie here are some nice quotes from the movie. (didn't have them in my head though, looked them up from a site...that's the way stuff goes nowadays. )

Marcellus Wallace: No one needs to know about this except you, me, and Mr. 'About to live the rest of his short ass life in agonising pain', rapist here. You hear me hillbilly boy?

Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, 'Dead ****** storage'?
Jules: Jimmie....
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead ****** storage'?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my f**kin' business!

 

[Cursed_Wolf]

From Hot Shots 2:

*group stands in front of picked fence*: It's locked from the inside...

"Come with me!"
'I can't walk'
"What did they do to you?"
'They tied my shoelaces together'
"Bastards

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

'Women! You can't live with them, you can't shoot them!"

from
True Lies



"Das muß das Boot abkönnen"
(The boat must be able to take that)

"Hinkommen zu den Makkaronis!" (Getting to the spaghettis!)
from
Das Boot