What is the best line you heard in a movie?
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I always wondered what he really said: in the german version he said "schweinebacke" 
, how I hate those translationsHere's my favorite line from Fawlty Towers (I'm not sure about the actual words:
Basil Fawlty: Miguel (or was it Manuel), vamos
Miguel: Oh Mr. Fawlty you can speak english with me..
F: Ok, Miguel, let's go
M: Que?
superunknown
Fake Plastic Head
What movie is that?
wtiberon
One man who stands alone
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Villager: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Villager: I got better.
Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Villager: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Villager: I got better.
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
Consider this a divorce!(shoots gun and blasts the head off a woman....)
Steve Winer
Shock the monkey...
i personaly think that the best line in a movie is "YOU HAVE MY AXE!!!!!!!"-the "you have my axe"dwarf in lord of the rings
Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
"dont think you are, know you are!"
"welcome to the desert of the real"
"free your mind"
said by morpheus to Neo.
"welcome to the desert of the real"
"free your mind"
said by morpheus to Neo.
CrazyScientist
Those crazy scientists...
Other great lines from movies for which the best line has already been mentioned....
From The Princess Bride:
"It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing.
It is concievable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I haven't the strength to stand.
But then, perhaps I have the strength after all.
Drop...........your............sword."
From Army of Darkness:
"Gimme some sugar baby."
From Pulp Fiction:
"I won't eat nothin' ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."
From Star Wars:
"Hey. It's me."
From Braveheart:
"I never liked him anyway. He wasn't right in the head."
From The Princess Bride:
"It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing.
It is concievable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I haven't the strength to stand.
But then, perhaps I have the strength after all.
Drop...........your............sword."
From Army of Darkness:
"Gimme some sugar baby."
From Pulp Fiction:
"I won't eat nothin' ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."
From Star Wars:
"Hey. It's me."
From Braveheart:
"I never liked him anyway. He wasn't right in the head."
MrPresident
Anglo-Saxon Liberal
"This film is sh*t" - Weekend
Portuguese
Vassalising Spain
Wrong line!
Transcript:
"Aragorn: < rises > If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will.
< approaches Frodo and keels before him >
Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow. < walks to join them >
Gimli: And my axe! < looks grimly at Legolas as he joins the group >
Boromir: < walks over to them > You carry the fates of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done. "
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Cantankerous
...but I do know Shinola
From one of my favorite movies of all time:
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."
"Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside, with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?', you won't have to say, 'Well, I shovelled sh*t in Louisiana."
---all attributed to George C. Scott as Patton, in Patton
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."
"Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside, with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?', you won't have to say, 'Well, I shovelled sh*t in Louisiana."
---all attributed to George C. Scott as Patton, in Patton
napoleon526
Emperor
"That rug really tied the room together!" --The Dude
"This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!" --Walter
"The Dude abides... Now I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that." --The Stranger
All from "The Big Lebowski."
"Well, baptizin' may have put you straight with the Lord, but the state of Mississippi ain't so forgiving." --Everett
"We need to find some kind of a...wizard what can change him back!" --Delmer
"Ya idjit! We can't run a reform platform if we're the damn incumbent!" --Pappy O'Daniel
These are from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
"This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!" --Walter
"The Dude abides... Now I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that." --The Stranger
All from "The Big Lebowski."
"Well, baptizin' may have put you straight with the Lord, but the state of Mississippi ain't so forgiving." --Everett
"We need to find some kind of a...wizard what can change him back!" --Delmer
"Ya idjit! We can't run a reform platform if we're the damn incumbent!" --Pappy O'Daniel
These are from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
From Airplane! Hysterical.
"Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now!"
"No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
"Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."
"Captain, how soon can you land?"
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."
"No, I mean I'm just not sure."
"Well, can't you take a guess?"
"Well, not for another two hours."
"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"
"Would you like something to read?"
"Do you have anything light?"
"How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends."
"Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now!"
"No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
"Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."
"Captain, how soon can you land?"
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."
"No, I mean I'm just not sure."
"Well, can't you take a guess?"
"Well, not for another two hours."
"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"
"Would you like something to read?"
"Do you have anything light?"
"How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends."
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
"Surely you can't be serious?!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
allhailIndia
Deity
" You're no soldier, you are an errand boy from a bunch of store clerks sent to collect a bad debt"
-Marlon Brando to Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now!
-Marlon Brando to Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now!
FearlessLeader2
Fundamentalist Loon
"Oh, I'mterribly sorry. I forgot to introduce myself."
(yanks a sawed-off shotgun from under trench coat and holds at parade arms.)
"My name is John Kimball, and I love my car."
Arnie after parking his car in a bad neighborhood to some youths in Kindergarten Cop.
(yanks a sawed-off shotgun from under trench coat and holds at parade arms.)
"My name is John Kimball, and I love my car."
Arnie after parking his car in a bad neighborhood to some youths in Kindergarten Cop.
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