What is the closest you have been to being killed?

I haven't been close to actually dying, but have had several incidents that could have been fatal:
  • accidental OD; result: 36 hours asleep
  • housemate tried to kill me by lacing my food; result: 1 hour temporary paralysis & 1 new home
  • witnessed an assassination and followed the assassin for ~half a mile; result: assassin got away, didn't have to testify
My life has been interesting :p

Who was the target of the assassination? I really am curious to know.
 
Two incidents for me, one from my youth and one other time a few years back.

First, back in 1990 or '91, we went on vacation in Florida for a week; swimming in the ocean was a given. On one such occasion, I was a little ways out, and my mom yelled at me to head back in. I followed her instructions, and started heading back to shore. On my way in, I noticed a small, empty blue margarine tub my little sister used as a mold for sandcastles and thought I'd grab it and bring it in. So I made for it, and when I was a few meters away, noticed everybody else on shore yelling at me to get away from the thing. I stopped for a moment, looked at the margarine tub a second time and hurried away from it and toward the shore as quickly as I could.

It wasn't the little margarine tub I had been heading for; it was a portugese man 'o war.

The second time was back in 2003 or 2004; it was winter and I was headed out the front door to get to my car (I was living with my parents while attending college). I suddenly slipped on some ice I hadn't seen and fell face down onto the pavement. I managed to get by with some superficial (but unsightly and very painful) scrapes on my chin; I figure I was probably saved by my then-new glasses--the polycarbonate lenses took the brunt of the fall. It may not have killed me had I not been wearing the glasses, but I probably would have been hurt much worse that I was.
 
There have been close calls on the interstate -- some my fault, some the fault of others, some born of chance -- and I've had some medical issues in recent years. Back in 2007, I began having intermittent bouts with cardiac arrhymthia. The most serious incident occurred on the evening that I moved into my dorm room at university: my heart began beating very fast, and I could not get it to slow down. I wound up sitting in my (largely bare) room, then in my car. Eventually the beating became slow and very irregular, and I had steady pain in my left arm -- symptoms of a heart attack, I thought, and I expected that I would lose consciousness. Instead, after a few hours of sitting there in my car half-conscience and trying to put my thoughts down on paper, I realized I felt 'normal'. Every time I moved in and out of my room thereafter, I approached some of my luggage with nervousness, because I had to haul stuff like a big CRT monitor up four flights of stairs.

Then, this summer, I developed enormously high blood pressure that may have been my undoing (given my "this too shall pass" attitude -- I knew I was sick, but was determined to wait it out) had my family not forced me to go to the doctor, where I learned I had a problem. Now medication, a sensible diet, and a new lifestyle of regular physical activity has me feeling like a new man.

I've also lived through a few hurricanes and tornados, as well as a flood, but none actually harmed me.
 
I haven't been close to actually dying, but have had several incidents that could have been fatal:
  • accidental OD; result: 36 hours asleep
  • housemate tried to kill me by lacing my food; result: 1 hour temporary paralysis & 1 new home
  • witnessed an assassination and followed the assassin for ~half a mile; result: assassin got away, didn't have to testify
My life has been interesting :p

Who was the target of the assassination? I really am curious to know.

And why did your housemate try and kill you?!?!?!?

It wasn't the little margarine tub I had been heading for; it was a portugese man 'o war.

One of these? Are you allergic to them?
 
My overall closest near-death experience was during birth. I basically stopped breathing / was being strangled and apparently it was very touch-and-go even after the emergency C-section was completed. Then I got a staph infection shortly afterwards and had to be isolated in an incubator for the first two weeks of my life. Basically I gave my parents a hell of a time from day one. :)
 
Tuesday December 3rd, 1996 at 18:00 CET.

I just leave high school and take the RER as always at the subway station of Port Royal. The same day at 18:30 I'm at home and the TV is on. I learn that there's been a terrorist bombing at the station of Port Royal, there are 4 killed and 170 wounded.

I told to my brother that it's not possible, I was just there half an hour ago and everything was like everyday. I learnt later the bombing occured at 18:05. Somehow, I felt lucky to have rushed to home after my class ending at 17:55.

And later, I realized the bombing occured in the opposite track from mine. I was going northbound, the bombing occured southbound. So was I so close to death? No. I had no reason to go southbound.
 
I think the closest I've come to being killed was classified as "labored breathing" by the ER staff when I was 7-9 years old. I couldn't catch a full breath. Self-diagnosed cause: sunken chest + ragweed/hayfever.
 
Once in NYC, just outside of the Manhattan State building where I had just been, a car almost hit me.

Another time my school bus was hit by a van and did a 180 before coming to a stop upside down, dislodging several of the bolted in seats.

That's pretty much it. Nothing too close to death, as with some of you guys.
 
Rare bacterium when I was a newborn.

Being in the passenger seat in a car with a drunk driver going the opposite way on 6 lane road.

Almost blowing my head off with a gun.
 
I had three idiots try an rob the store I was working for. They only had one gun. The came charging into the store wearing these ridiculous red train robbers bandannas. I being the good sales man, look up with a smile on my face and froze. I thought, perfect end to a perfect day.

The guy with the gun said, "You think we are joking?"

I thought, still frozen with a smile, No your not joking, But you are a Joke.

At this point the guy with the gun attempted to cock the gun. However, what he did do,was eject the magazine. The magazine landed in the clerks stall between me and him. He looked at me, I looked at him, He looked at the magazine, I looked at the magazine, he look at me, I wondered if there was a round in the chamber.

He lowered the gun and then he entered the clerks area and reached down to pick up the magazine. I reacted on instinct and charged. I shoved him into the counter and kicked the magazine to the far side of the booth. Trying to keep him pin against the counter while doing this. His buddy whom was on the other side of the counter started hitting me on the head. While using my body to still pin the gunman against the counter so that he could not move to reach the magazine I hit his buddy on the head with my fist. I hit the buddy hard enough that he decided to start looking for a weapon. I hope I did compress his spine a little, but I doubt it, he was a big dude. The weapon he found was my mop. While he was looking for a weapon I reach out for the phone over the guy I had pined and was able to knock off the hook and dial 9 before He brought the mop forward like he was going to stab me with the handle. As I type this the image that come to mind Don Quixote, Charge! I grab the handle and sloped water all over the would be robber. At this point one of the robbers, maybe noticing the phone, said lets got out of here. At which point I let them go. I dialed 9-1-1 and told the dispatcher I need police, and I need them NOW!
 
Not really heroic, But I was not going to let them load that gun. That was about the only real thought going through my mind. Which is exactly what I told the District manager when he berated me for resisting.
 
One of these? Are you allergic to them?

Yes, one of those. I have no idea if I'm allergic or not, but when I was nine or ten years old and had only heard that they can paralyze a fully-grown person, I figured it would be much worse for a child such as myself. I wasn't about to take any chances and figured it could potentially be fatal.
 
I've been stung twice by them, I think. Hurts quite a lot for a while, but put some aloe vera (or most commonly, ice) on it and the sting goes away. Not really any worse than a wasp. Wiki says about 10k Australians get stung by them every year, but there's never been any recorded deaths due to them. I think they'd only kill you if you were very allergic to them. So, next time you go to the beach, feel safer! :)
 
Who was the target of the assassination? I really am curious to know.
A local business man/community leader. I don't know why he was targeted.

And why did your housemate try and kill you?!?!?!?
Because I'm awesome and he was jealous (and obviously a bit crazy!).
 
Ok, when i was 12 i almost have been capured 3 times by a perverse man near school who followed me during one year after school before he has been interned (yes french justice and police sucks, they protect criminals instead of victims!).

Also at 17 i was involved in a fight when an opponent pulled of a knife and almost hit me with it.

And finnally last year, i was 20, i almost died cause of a surf accident caused by a very very vivious wave, the board hurted me very badly and it was very hard to return to surface.
 
I was driving down the highway when a tree fell onto the road. It was an almost out-of-body experience, as I slowly noticed the tree coming towards the road. I accelerated, because I drove a Suburban and reasoned that I'd need all the momentum I could get in the coming crash. I tore through the tree and all, and managed to come out unscathed. I felt fine.

I was talking to the cop afterwards, and he was pretty amazed that I wasn't more nervous about it all. When I asked him why, he said, "Well, had the tree come down a second later, it'd probably have shattered your windshield and killed you."
 
When taking a walk in January I was once almost hit by a christmas tree some idiot threw out of the windows (about fifth stock or so). Had pneunomia three times, but I don't think it was close. So the closest I got was probably right at birth (really late emergency Caesarian).
 
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