What is the stupidest or most embarassing you have done in public?

[Mehmed100]

The threads name says it all. In front of other people, what is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

My inspiration for this thread came today while playing soccer in my recreational league. Our keeper was injured. My coach was deciding who should replace him. Everybody else had said they weren't up to it. I said maybe.

So as you can expect, I was chosen for the job. I'm the worst keeper you could know. I tried to tell him this but he said he would give me a try.

The game started reasonably well. Our side had possession. Suddenly our opponents had a rush. I had just kicked a goal kick. I was on the left side of the net.

I thought I had all sides covered but as I noticed a second too late. I wasn't in the goal I was standing beside it nowhere close to the middle ! They scored and as you can expect I was subbed off. Nobody said anything, but I must have looked like a clown. That was quite embarrassing.

Post your experiences here!

 

[Mr. Dictator]

being stoned in our local record shop and doing a horribly out of tune Little Richard impersonation.

it amounted to me going, "WHOOOO" and everyone staring at me.

 

[BCLG100]

I walked off the bus into a bus mirror the other day, it caned

 

[Tycoon101]

I did serveral comedic rountines when I was very young.

Oh, the horror! >_<

 

[Perfection]

I urinated in my pants live on national television

 

[jeps]

a lot of things under the influence of youth. they include walking into things, thinking people are other people (talking about Mr. X to X Jr.) and things like that.

oh, and I embarassed myself in a movie. Im very thankful that a) IT WAS A HUGE FLOP and b) I was wearing a mask.

there is also a reason why an actor in hannibal series has a vendetta against me, but thats a different story.

 

[Godwynn]

I urinated in my pants live on national television

Got a youtube link?

 

[Whomp]

I got 8 tickets on a moped.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I walked into AAA to renew my license.

 

[Godwynn]

I got 8 tickets on a moped.

Is it the 8 tickets or you riding a moped that was more embarrassing?

 

[Whomp]

Is it the 8 tickets or you riding a moped that was more embarrassing?

Heh. The moped was for emphasis. The good news is I drove from a nice suburb to a bad suburb and back into a nice suburb. Their jail had a pay phone in it.

 

[downtown]

I used to swim in high school.

One time, at a championship meet, I lost my shorts.

Swimming the Backstroke.

With girls I knew there.

Ouch.

 

[Nylan]

It's hard to say what my most idiotic public act was, but one or two do come to mind.

I built a human pyramid in front of Wal-Mart. I've also created mass mayhem while wearing high heels in a women's shoe store.

 

[Kozmos]

I barfed on the main square. I should have barfed in the privacy of the park where I was getting wasted.

 

[Mehmed100]

I've also created mass mayhem while wearing high heels in a women's shoe store.

You must have caused quite a stir.

I know I'd look goofy if I did that, but it would be funny.

@downtown

Did anybody say anything afterwards?

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

This isn't mine, but I had a friend loss a bet and have to run around Walmart in nothing but a Speedo...

It was especially funny when the police tackled him.

 

[Mehmed100]

Why did the police tackle him. Was he causing that much havoc?

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

Why did the police tackle him. Was he causing that much havoc?

He knocked over some racks and it broke alot of stuff.

and he ran from them, and I was screaming "Use the Pepper Spray!" so that probably didn't help.

 

[Harbringer]

Once while playing a talent show, I ran out to kick start the song(i was playing guitar) and I jumped in to the air and hit the most supreme power chord. I landed, feeling all bad ass, and then I realized my cheap wireless kit had cut out on me because I was to far away, so the entire school gymnasium is silent, and some kid with a guitar just jumped up like he was doing something. Man did I feel dumb.

 

[downtown]

@downtown

Did anybody say anything afterwards?

A few people noticed that I had lost my shorts, but nobody "said" anything.

I was however, disqualified from the race, which kinda sucked...but it was either break stroke (and pull up my trunks), or keep swimming, win the heat, but be totally naked.