What is your musical name?

[Zack]

Or Fish Bonear (if you "translate" Kości-uszko to English).

Fish Boner? Has science gone too far?

 

[Borachio]

I guess we're into the murky world of reverse mermaids once again.

 

[Cheetah]

Oops, I translated this wrong.
Ahem...

Boyserpent Magnus

Eh, if you actually want to translate it, remember that the first part is more 'Gud' than 'Gutt', and that 'orm' is a Norse word which could mean both worm, serpent and dragon. Also, if you translated the first name already: Magnus just means 'the Great'. So...

God-Dragon the Great! I think we've got a winner here.


Mine is a bit lamer though...

Oliver Amalie

At best that makes me a hipster, I think?

 

[Lohrenswald]

Eh, if you actually want to translate it, remember that the first part is more 'Gud' than 'Gutt'

................................

....... I didn't know that

 

[Commodore]

Yoshi Capstan.

 

[Lights]

I've never had a pet so I would be called

Bishop

I would be part of some kind of Christian heavy metal group.

 

[cardgame]

Cody Bryant.

Almost an NBA star. Almost.