Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
Nah, English is just Scots spelt weird.
It essentially is English, but spelt wrong.
That's truer than you think. Traditional Scots spelling is basically Early Modern, but English spelling has undergone all sorts of bizarre mutations, modernisations and misguided-yet-enduring attempts to turn it into French.Nah, English is just Scots spelt weird.
inb4 Dutch is older than german
What does this even mean?
Hardly. I can approximate it, not speak it, definitely not without being recognized after the first sentence, giving the Slovaks a case of serious giggles
So, passively I am just below native speaker level (being born in Czechoslovakia and hearing spoken Slovak daily on TV until the age of 8, as well as spending numerous holidays in Slovakia, probably qualifies), but actively I can produce only something that to me sounds like Slovak, but is in reality a mixture of the two languages.
Before someone (presumably a Dutch nationalist) comes in to say that Duth is older than German.
Here's a poem in Scots. It's a serious stretch to call it a different language.
And another text
It essentially is English, but spelt wrong.
Slovak is still closer to Czech than some Czech dialects. IMHO it should be under native.
Especially given that it wasn't until the nineteenth century that people outside of the Netherlands started to agree that Dutch wasn't just a funny kind of German to begin with.