Harbringer
Your A One Flower Garden
The girl who loves me who I cant be with because of other circumstances has offered to be my valentine for the day, were going to the beach in a bit, bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I am going out to dinner, but about a week ago the future Mrs. of Arcadia specifically told me she doesn't want to exchange presents.
I am getting her flowers anyways!![]()
I'm tired of the whole courtship thing. Love is for the lucky. Some people have it all (wives plus mistresses on the side) and some of us have virtually nothing.
I'm with CivGeneral on Valentine's day, Bah humbug!
You and CG might be more happy in life if you stopped envying the sterotypes that other people have.
Just having a girl doesn't mean it'll solve all the problems you have in the world. Be happy just having the girl's friendship, and keep your options open.![]()
Oh I try to keep my options open. However, she constantly reminds me "friends is all we'll ever be." And I think she means it! And who said anything about having an actual girl friend solving all my problems? I'd just like to experience requited love for once in my life.
I'll try to remember your logic next time I see a homeless person. "Having a home won't solve all your problems?"
Face it the world is divided between the haves and the have nots. The haves are always trying to play down the have nots in some way by saying, "It won't solve all your problems anyway to have what I have."![]()
Way to twist around my words. Hey, if you wanna wallow in your own self-pity instead of looking on the bright side of things, that's your choice. Don't say I didn't try and help.![]()
Oh so now recognizing the world for what it is is "wallowing in self pity?" Again I'll have to remember that the next time I see a homeless guy looking grim. "Dude man, like, don't look so grim! You're just wallowing in your own self pity!"![]()
I love it when they say "let's not exchange gifts", then they get pissed that you listened to them!
I gained this knowledge after five years of marriage and am happy to pass it on. Always get them a gift!
Noted.I got flowers. Whether or not flowers count as a "gift" depends on what she says when I give them to her.
"I told you not to get me anything!"
"Oh come on, flowers aren't a gift!'
-or-
"Why didn't you get me something?"
"I got you flowers!"
At least it's not rohypnol like azza needs...*sigh*
<+augurey> !8ball will I need chloroform to get laid tonight?
<+Morte> augurey: Yes