What to do after you clip toenails

[The_J]

That's actually not a problem in case you have a dog.

 

[Takhisis]

I clip mine directly into the toilet, not sure why this isn't a more common practice.

Because they go flying and half would end up on the floor?

If you do it after showering they don't go flying all over the place, they're softened up enough.

 

[Farm Boy]

Well that would take the fun right out of it.

 

[Takhisis]

Why? You can gather them more easily and then throw a larger number of them at people.

 

[Tycho Brahe]

I lick the toenail-liquorice of and suck the nails clean.

 

[Borachio]

Are those your own toe nails or someone else's?

Possibly the pet dog's?

(I don't know why I've written "pet dog's". Sucking the toe nail clippings - with or without nail polish - of a stray dog would be just gross, imo.)