What to do after you clip toenails

[Timsup2nothin]

Well. I don't know really.

But I imagine the production team had to club together and collect all their nail clippings together in order to make a passable brush out of them.

Isn't that an intrinsically yukky thing to do? I'm really not sure what is so revolting, now you've asked me.

I have an alternative source rather than clubbing together and collecting. A friend bought a used couch one time and we went grubbing under the cushions for change that the previous owner may have left. There was sort of a pouch thing behind the main seat base and under the back that yielded a good bit of change...and enough nail clippings to make an entire arsenal of brushes. That probably is not the case with every couch, but how many do you really need?

 

[Pangaea]

Clip your toenails over the toilet. Flush.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Clip your toenails over the toilet. Flush.

In California we are having a drought. A few toenail clippings do not justify a flush. They can wait for something more substantial and just go along for the ride.

 

[The_J]

Why not just the trash bin?

I box them up and mail them to the Kremlin for safekeeping.

I'd wonder what'd happen if you actually did that.
I guess if you just mail them to Putin (or Obama, or whoever) a few times, then you'll for sure somehow get the attention of the related security services ^^ .

 

[Zelig]

But don't you accidentally step on them sometimes when you get into the shower?

Probably? I don't really notice.

 

[Goodfella]

I put them back on my toes and try to walk around without them falling off.

 

[Borachio]

Well, that's just crazy.

It makes the nail-brush scheme look almost sane.

 

[Perfection]

I mail them to Keith Richards

 

[_random_]

I don't own clippers, so I usually just bite and swallow.

 

[Takhisis]

I mail them to Keith Richards

He might just try to inhale them thinking that they're someone's ashes.

 

[Mise]

I clip them inside a plastic bag. Then I either throw the bag away or use the bag as a binliner. Usually the latter, as it means I get shorter nails AND an empty bin.

 

[gay_Aleks]

He might just try to inhale them thinking that they're someone's ashes.

No, he'd turn them into ashes AND then inhale them. It's how he survived after all those years.

 

[Arakhor]

Why on earth is the Battle of Cerignola the joke option??

 

[Borachio]

It was either that or make a scale model of Notre Dame with them. Makes perfect sense to me.

 

[Arakhor]

If it wasn't for the famous rose window at Chartres, I'd suggest that that church would be slightly easier to model than Our Lady of Paris.

 

[Takhisis]

No, he'd turn them into ashes AND then inhale them. It's how he survived after all those years.

Burnt fingernails? Let's not start a new drug trade.
And if we do, let's corner the market now while everyone's looing the other way

Why on earth is the Battle of Cerignola the joke option??

I thought the joke option was 'throw them away', given that it's the only one almost, but not entirely unlike the others.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Burnt fingernails? Let's not start a new drug trade.
And if we do, let's corner the market now while everyone's looing the other way

I think that's a typo, but the image is hilarious.

 

[nc-1701]

I clip mine directly into the toilet, not sure why this isn't a more common practice.

 

[Zelig]

I clip mine directly into the toilet, not sure why this isn't a more common practice.

Because they go flying and half would end up on the floor?

 

[Bugfatty300]

i leave em where they lay. don't like it? then don't come to ma house.