What would Jesus cut, if he could run?

[Whiskey_Lord]

It's the phrase most misquoted as being from the Bible. Hence the mischief. Whoosh.

 

[SKILORD]

The Goldman Sachs shtick?

 

[Whiskey_Lord]

I don't think Jesus would have bailed out the Mammon-worshiping banks.

 

[El_Machinae]

I don't know about that. Matthew 5:42 and Luke 6:35 indicate that Jesus is perfectly fine with lending out money to benefit people, even if there's no hope of getting the money back.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Why would Jesus need to run for government, when all he has to do is come down from heaven smite those that oppose him by simply speaking?

It would be unkind to smite opponents. Love everyone, even your enemies(and I think even some Christians would fall under this), and all that.

If Jesus came back we would have no clue what he was saying. It would all be in ancient Aramaic.

Running with the theme of him being supernatural, I imagine we'd all understand him since when he spoke, we would hear it in our own language.