What would you do in the event of Alien invasion?

[SuperSloth]

me and my band of rebels would use our towels to beat the invaders into submission.

 

[Sidhe]

Sorry, Sidhe, but that's quite a reactionary view. Zombie aliens, in their own way, are no different from you and me. Well, certainly not much different from Curt Sibling at least.

They need understanding, not condemnation. Have you ever sat down with one of these zombie aliens in your own front room, sharing a pot of tea, and tried to communicate with them, understand their wants, their needs, their desires ? I think you'd find it a lot easier to understand them, than, say, VRWCAgent.

Zombie Aliens Need Your Love.

Well I dont want to sound like a raccist or xeno raccist but I'm afraid if I talked to a zombie it might try and eat me and my brain, and then I'd become the living undead? I'm not sure zombies drink tea either?

me and my band of rebels would use our towels to beat the invaders into submission.

I'm not sure what towels would do against antimatter rays besides there clever these aliens, there first objective would be to take over all the towel outlets thus rendering your weaponry inefective.

 

[Sidhe]

We can decently imagine that a civilization would have to be more advanced in order to take over planets than in order to cross a pond. With more experience, they'd know that the being brutal isn't the most interesting solution. Furthermore, I believe you're over-simplifying the conquest of the Americas.

Actually, I think there are probably a higher probability that those who would badly react would be us rather than them. Think about it. They know they are discovering a new world, they've made the trip. On the other side, we aren't prepared to discover them. They are more likely more advanced technologically speaking than us. As a consequence, there are a lot more chances than the most aggressive of both sides will be the most scared : us.

That's why I think aliens would like better to observe us from far during a long time before thinking of interacting with us. Only to be sure we wouldn't react in a crappy way. And when I see how everyone in this thread consider that the only thing to do in such a case is try to annihilate them, if I were them, I wouldn't consider that aggressive planet as being worth the ticket for a visit.

I'm a bit more dubious of making assumptions based on human conception, I'd personally suggest that alien life could be any of the above, but in all likely hood would be a mixture of all of them, it is a matter of this topic though to assume that the alien in Quesiton is an agressive domineering being that seeks conquest of other worlds to expand the realm of the one true race.

 

[FriendlyFire]

US and rest of world welcome the new alien overlords after they curry popularity by taking out Bush, making him were pantise on the head, while forming human pyramids.

 

[Sidhe]

US and rest of world welcome the new alien overlords after they curry popularity by taking out Bush, making him were pantise on the head, while forming human pyramids.

I said they were aliens not idiots?

 

[Ramius75]

US and rest of world welcome the new alien overlords after they curry popularity by taking out Bush, making him were pantise on the head, while forming human pyramids.

maybe i will like the aliens after all ... for a while.

 

[Elrohir]

Other, becuase I would use many of the options. I would form a resistance movement, yes - and that movement would fight the aliens every way; from using stolen UFO's to nukes to undermining morale from within. We would own them, completely and totally.

 

[Der Sensenmann]

As I was saying...

Our planet is doomed, doomed, DOOMED!!

 

[SuperSloth]

I'm not sure what towels would do against antimatter rays besides there clever these aliens, there first objective would be to take over all the towel outlets thus rendering your weaponry inefective.

i guess you didnt see hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, but thats where i referring my post from. by that way its agreat movie.

 

[The Rebel 1000]

Yeees, it wuz

Anyway, for my survival act I would first break into Area 51 (cuz the humans are dead or at least prisoners) and, assuming the aliens hadn't taken everything back, took a UFO or anything I could get, shoot down their contacts with each other, flown it to the mothership, crash it in the best place i could recognize, jump out in an escape pod and made a resistance in Puerto Rico or wherever the aliens weren't

 

[Elta]

Oh wait ..... I just voted on the first option.... in a public poll.

This is going to come back to bite me in the ass when I run for president "Elta will surrender to the invaders!!!!"

Right on the front page, I'll never hear the end of it

 

[warpus]

I would open an angry thread on CFC and then proceed to masturbate.