While We Wait: Writer's Block & Other Lame Excuses

[theDright]

@mericiary

I.P.A.s are delicious, Sam Adams is overall some of the best varied beers.

@nutra

Which part of the story was truth, and which was falsehood?

 

[thomas.berubeg]

Yeah, Fruit beers are great. Raspberry Lambic. if you have a chance, try it.

However, more common fruit beers are delicious. St. Ambroise Apricot beer is great.

 

[Terrance888]

This talk is really straining on my vow of abstinence. . I wonder if I should try some when I am of age...

 

[nutranurse]

Uh....

When did the real life end and the BS start, or did you really type up those great updates with one arm?

Nontheless, I loled until you said that your arm fell off. . I don't really want to laugh at your misfortune but damn, that was a good read.

Which part of the story was truth, and which was falsehood?

It's a joke in the model of a running joke that features in Arrested Development, a brilliant, but cancelled, TV comedy.

edit: Though the stuff about me puking everywhere after downing too much vodka (for the first time since I got to college, I tried to abstain as a freshmen) and calling out for my roommate for help while wandering our dorm naked but for an overcoat is true.

 

[thomas.berubeg]

This talk is really straining on my vow of abstinence. . I wonder if I should try some when I am of age...

Well, I wont tell you not too, but I will tell you that if you do, take these Three pieces of advice:
1)Be Classy. Don't drink PBR. Drink Good beers, good wines, and Good Scotch.
2) Ignore the people who tell you Scotch is nasty.
3) Do NOT drink to excess unless you want to deal with it.

 

[nutranurse]

Yeah, Terrance, what thomas.berubeg said. Though I suggest you try scotch in sips by yourself at first so as to not look the fool when it bites you (it takes some training to get pass the tongue numbing booziness of it in order to grasp the subtler flavors).

 

[thomas.berubeg]

Nutra, ever had Bowmore?
it's interesting... Distilled out on islands, and so picks up a distinct salty taste.

 

[nutranurse]

Nope, I hate scotch. I am one of those people yet to train their tongues.

Brandy is the drink I sip.

 

[thomas.berubeg]

Brandy, eh? Never had much of a taste for it. too sweet, I Find.

 

[nutranurse]

Scotch/whiskey in general is too abrasive for me. It's like a sucker punch when I smell it and I feel like a car ran over my mouth when I taste it. And I've had good scotch! To impress my mother's business partners I had to go a whole evening drinking scotch and talking to them—it was miserable.

 

[thomas.berubeg]

Admittedly, I tend to put Ice in my scotch, But what it really took me to like scotch was drinking aweful scotch with my grandfather... And then having good scotch right after.

 

[theDright]

This talk is really straining on my vow of abstinence. . I wonder if I should try some when I am of age...

Vow of Abstinence?

@nutra

What about the cocaine stuff? Some people do have childhoods like that you know...

 

[nutranurse]

Oh, yeah. That too. Even the orgy thing (I've even witnessed bestiality, so, yeah. Don't do drugs, kids.) I had more of a party college experience in highschool than at my current college. I regret my current lame situation, but, meh. I've calmed down, now understand it is not ok to just drink all and and do drugs all night and can actually enjoy the world/myself/other people.

 

[thomas.berubeg]

Agreed with Nutranurse. Though, No to LSD. Too intense for me. Shrooms are the hardest thing I've ever tried...
I feel like such an adult: Parties, nowadays, tend to be dinner and drinks with friends, rather than crazy allnight extravaganzas. Not sure How I feel about that, to be honest.

 

[nutranurse]

That's a moment when you know you're getting old! Personally I'm holding off on the crazy (sans the drugs) till when I am in South America volunteering/travelling. Granted, it will be reasonable amounts of party, but from what I have heard me being black means I can get away with more things than the average out-of-place gringo.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

I had champagne once on New Years.

 

[erez87]

Lol. The stories here are crazy
I'm far too childish to try drugs and the likes, and I only drink alcohol when it's "give me something with alcohol and a lot of sweet taste in it". I get these colorful yummy things I hate the taste of alcohol. Normally I drive so I don't drink at all... (also who got the money for cocktails?!).

I'm such a good boy compared to you people ^-^. No wonder my boyfriend tells me he loves me for my Innocence...

 

[Masada]

You doods tried the product?

 

[qoou]

That's a moment when you know you're getting old!

This is completely unrelated since it's 4 AM (Skype crashed as it usually does, waiting it for to come back up), but the moment I finished realizing I was no longer a kid was when I watched The Graduate and completely related to it.

 

[merciary]

A question to everyone, how many of you have had mead?