Who wants a not-so-super power?

[amadeus]

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Anyone who redeems this coupon will get their free power!

 

[El_Machinae]

I took that blue pill so fast that it turned the water in my jar blue and then traveled back in time.

 

[AmtrakQuebec]

I would like the not-so-superpower of being able to see people for who they really are online.

 

[EnglishEdward]

How do you mean, like CFC adopt zoom?

 

[AmazonQueen]

Can I have the USA as my not-so-superpower?

 

[shadowplay]

I got hit by lightning but the only superpower it gave me was the ability to convulse on the ground and **** my pants.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

What does the OP consider a "not-so-super power"?

Some examples would be helpful.

 

[amadeus]

I would like the not-so-superpower of being able to see people for who they really are online.

In my eyes that is a legitimate superpower.

What does the OP consider a "not-so-super power"?

Some examples would be helpful.

A power that is unquestionably good, but arguably of little utility. Certainly useless in stopping crime or doing any sort of actual superhero-type stuff.

 

[Gorbles]

The ability to translate E numbers to their actual chemical formulae?

. . . not sure how we're judging "unquestionably good", here

 

[El_Machinae]

I got hit by lightning but the only superpower it gave me was the ability to convulse on the ground and **** my pants.

I accidentally grounded myself while mopping up a spill in the basement.
This is how I gained the proportionate strength and speed of a wet towel.

 

[AmtrakQuebec]

I accidentally grounded myself while mopping up a spill in the basement.
This is how I gained the proportionate strength and speed of a wet towel.

I have Oompa Loompas for that.

 

[Hygro]

Ok I want one

 

[Broken_Erika]

Oompa Loompas are all out, you'll have to settle for a Krunka lunka

 

[amadeus]

Ok I want one

You didn't use the coupon! Doesn't anybody know how to use coupons anymore?

You are The Lowest Common Denominator

You now have the power to exchange any world currency in your physical possession at market rates, but only those of its smallest denominations.

 

[Hygro]

#rekt

 

[amadeus]

#rekt

I thought it was okay. Would you rather something else?

 

[Synobun]

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[Hygro]

I thought it was okay. Would you rather something else?

I just meant my title ;p

I got 500 pesos right now I'd like in USD. If it's in pennies I don't want it, but in dollars I'll take it

 

[amadeus]

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+ _EXCLUSIVE OFFER +
+ __FROM _AMADEUS_ +
+ _THIS COUPON EN- +
+ TITLES _YOU TO 1 +
+ FREE NOT-SO SUP- +
+ ER _POWER _TO BE +
+ _CHOSEN _BY _HIM +
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You are The Prongnosticator

You now have the power to safely use any appliance that runs on mains electricity anywhere, regardless of voltage or socket type.

I got 500 pesos right now I'd like in USD. If it's in pennies I don't want it, but in dollars I'll take it

No! Pennies only!

 

[Takhisis]

Hi, amadeus, I got this coupon when I opened this thread:

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+ __FROM _AMADEUS_ +
+ _THIS COUPON EN- +
+ TITLES _YOU TO 1 +
+ FREE NOT-SO SUP- +
+ ER _POWER _TO BE +
+ _CHOSEN _BY _HIM +
++++++++++++++++++++

I formally state that I would like to redeem this coupon.