Who would you want to defend the realm?

[Archbob]

So lets say an evil demi-god(we'll call him Shao Khan) is attempting to take over Earth Realm(the earth) in real life. If he takes over, he will kill most all people and leave a few left to be his slaves. But the Elder Gods(kind of like over gods) have decreed that the only way he can do so is if his warriors defeat the finest earth warriors in Mortal Kombat.

Who would you want to represent earth and defend the realm against fearsome warriors like Sub-zero and Scorpian.

Or would you just resign to being screwed.

 

[bhsup]

Who would you want to represent earth and defend the realm against fearsome warriors like Sub-zero and Scorpian.

There is really only one viable choice.

 

[Crezth]

^ so much win.

Chinese technocrats can never fail us.

 

[strijder20]

Wait. So we've got two American politicians, a Russian semi-despot, a Chinese autocrat, four people I don't know and Downtown.
Downtown it is

 

[Borachio]

This is the guy for the job:

 

[galdre]

This is the guy for the job:

I second that

 

[Zack]

Wouldn't someone like Mike Tyson make more sense than the featherweight boxers you have listed?

 

[Quackers]

I voted for Putin but I want DT as the number 2 to temper his Russian-don't-give-a-f-about-human-life attitude.

 

[Archbob]

If Shao Khan agreed to air this on pay-per-view(complete with fatalities), would you watch it?

 

[NickyJ]

Not only did he do a great job doing whatever it was he did on Battlestar Galactica, but he also was a good big man in Bonanza!

 

[BvBPL]

I was going to vote for Manny Pacqiao, but then I realized the poll didn't say "Mandy Patinkin."

So how about this guy?

 

[Hygro]

Sorry Matthewmus Aurelius, but I don't trust your military skills and resolve over Stone Cold Obama.

I think Putin is too interested in gaining hegemony for the moment, and will move too politically. I think Hu hasn't the muster in that regard, he's too internally focused and shrewd.

Metta is actually a reasonable choice under certain circumstances.

Forgot who the others are.

 

[shadowplay]

forward forward high kick

 

[Glassfan]

Bond, James Bond...

 

[Cutlass]

 

[Antilogic]

Are those characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

 

[Crezth]

Are those characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Bingo.

I am fine with this.

 

[Dachs]

Who would you want to represent earth and defend the realm against fearsome warriors like Sub-zero and Scorpian.

Which Sub-Zero? The one from the original game that eventually became Noob Saibot, or the one in all the other games that is one of Earthrealm's most powerful warriors?

 

[Cutlass]

Are those characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Faith and Buffy the vampire slayers. They've saved the world. A lot.

 

[GoodGame]