Winston Churchill a closet Muslim?

Also, I wonder if you get male virgins alongside the female virgins, so that they can have virgin babies, which will multiply your power level? It's certainly a question I should ask a theologian, although definitely not the ISIS one.

The ISIS answer would be that you can always buy new virgins on the slave market!
 
Though it does make one wonder- how much do they know about you? I heard that they see everything you do.

If that is the case, then I better post this- don't worry ladies, I don't know these rude and crass men, and if this weren't the internet, I would totally defend your honor with a good old fashioned fist fight. Because having 72 girls pissed off at you is a really unwise policy.
 
You definitely don't want the perma-virgins pissed. Just think of the bed sheet laundry load they could stick you with.
 
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