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Winston Churchill a closet Muslim?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by aelf, Jan 22, 2015.

  1. Tahuti

    Tahuti Writing Deity

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    The ISIS answer would be that you can always buy new virgins on the slave market!
     
  2. NetGear

    NetGear King

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    Perma virgins that never learn....

    Might as well have sex with an old dog.
     
  3. jackelgull

    jackelgull An aberration of nature

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    Though it does make one wonder- how much do they know about you? I heard that they see everything you do.

    If that is the case, then I better post this- don't worry ladies, I don't know these rude and crass men, and if this weren't the internet, I would totally defend your honor with a good old fashioned fist fight. Because having 72 girls pissed off at you is a really unwise policy.
     
  4. Bugfatty300

    Bugfatty300 Buddha Squirrel

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    You definitely don't want the perma-virgins pissed. Just think of the bed sheet laundry load they could stick you with.
     

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