amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
"The Man?"
What are you, Lenin?
What are you, Lenin?
Would Teacher like a cookie?
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Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Or Lennon.
tsk tsk, I was not praising this kid, I was saying I understood why it (perhaps) did what it did - kids are kids. It is normal that they try to buck authorities. But it stems from exposure to too many Hollywood movies that Americans seem to think a 3-year-old is just a miniature adult.......
Maybe not 3 year olds, but you should meet my four year old. . .
He thinks the parents around here are my wife, myself, and him. And he has an older sister and two older brothers. You should see him boss them around. . .
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
I have a miniature adult who looks like a three year old. 
While I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he is able to get the food scraps that I throw under the table. If my midget is ever mad and acting enraged, then he's taken to the bathroom and locked in his cage. And if he ever acts up and really makes me sick, then I hang him upside down and poke him with a stick.
While I'm eatin at night, in the kitchen he is able to get the food scraps that I throw under the table. If my midget is ever mad and acting enraged, then he's taken to the bathroom and locked in his cage. And if he ever acts up and really makes me sick, then I hang him upside down and poke him with a stick.
Colonel Kraken
Deity
To address the original post and the article, the kid in question was not 3, 4, or 5, he's in 6th grade --more than old enough to understand this was wrong. In the words of Darkshade, he hasn't been turned upside down and poked with a stick enough.
The discipline of this youth has been left up to the school. He deserves his just reward.
Aphex_Twin
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Who knows, maybe it was a cry for attention. But it would be a mistake to pat the kid on the back. Discipline short of flagellation would be fine.
Originally posted by Colonel Kraken
To address the original post and the article, the kid in question was not 3, 4, or 5, he's in 6th grade --more than old enough to understand this was wrong. In the words of Darkshade, he hasn't been turned upside down and poked with a stick enough.
6th grade means she's a little kid still, but should know it was not a good idea... has anyone here an ionformation whether she perhaps CHECKED fi the spray was poisonous before she did it?
I do not think it is such a big deal. Dumb mistake, give her a good tongue lashing and that's it!
MikeLynch
Just a Baker Street Muse
Yeah, I actually own a bottle of the very stuff. It's called Bitter Apple. Essentially it just tastes/smells like alcohol or hairspray, but it's totally safe. If the kids owns pets, she knows that.
I use it to keep my cats from licking plastic bags and scratching things they shouldn't scratch. Apparently it doesn't work on all animals, but is usually effective for dogs and often effective for cats as well.
Of course, I also pour it into my manservant's coffee when he gets out of line. "PPTTTHHH, ah, very good sir," he usually responds.
GrandAdmiral
Deity
Hahah. I would consider it.
BTW I guess they are considering banning all snacks from that school disctrict now. Maybe she should have sprayed her homework instead.
Originally posted by MikeLynch
Yeah, I actually own a bottle of the very stuff. It's called Bitter Apple. Essentially it just tastes/smells like alcohol or hairspray, but it's totally safe. If the kids owns pets, she knows that.
I use it to keep my cats from licking plastic bags and scratching things they shouldn't scratch. Apparently it doesn't work on all animals, but is usually effective for dogs and often effective for cats as well.
Of course, I also pour it into my manservant's coffee when he gets out of line. "PPTTTHHH, ah, very good sir," he usually responds.
hm, under these circumstances I would bet she knew it was harmless - e.g. her parents bought that stuff because of her pets or whatever.....
Syterion
Voodoo Economist
Wait, wait... This girl ruined a perfectly good batch of cookies?
SHE MUST DIE!!!!!
Narz
keeping it real
who cares, they say the repellent was organic and nontoxic, it was probably healthier than the cookie. 
Desmond Hawkins
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You are entrusted with the safety of children??????
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Yes, and with that of all of the Volk. God gave this duty to me.
TrailblazingScot
I was kittenOFchaos
Hmm, she was attempting to cause harm to her classmates and teacher in the guise of doing something nice and so deserves anything anyone has to throw at her
I would never EAT a cookie from a pupil, oh no and if I was a doctor or a nurse I'd never, EVER eat any food given to me by a patient that isn't in its original wrapping
It ain't worth the st-RETCH
Archer 007
Rebirth
I wonder why he did it?
All I can say is the kid must have some bad parents.
All I can say is the kid must have some bad parents.
Originally posted by kittenOFchaos
Hmm, she was attempting to cause harm to her classmates and teacher in the guise of doing something nice and so deserves anything anyone has to throw at her
It ain't worth the st-RETCH
If... as I assume... she knew that the stuff was nontoxic, I wouldn't really agree that she wanted to cause harm... I still think that maybe a few hours of detention would have been sufficient
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