Traitorfish
The Tighnahulish Kid
The flag already looks kinda fashy:I support this idea, and suggest the French be persuaded to give up the Kerguelen Islands, which will become the new fascist homeland.
Here's a description of the climate/geography. It is perfect for being marginally habitable with extreme winds, constant cloud cover with cold rain mixed with snow, and temps averaging just above freezing all year round. They are large relative to other uninhabited islands, and very, very far away from anything remotely important. They also have rugged topography with lots of mountains and a little central ice sheet, while supplies last.
A new race of Nordic ubermensch can develop based on who adapts well here, in true Social Darwinist fashion. And it will get somewhat more habitable as things continue to warm. Not much more habitable, but maybe just enough to graze sheep or something.
It's perfect!