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From: Stonemaul
To: Thunder bluff
We Ogres strong! Ogres not very smart... Me leader of Stonemaul Ogres want Grow'Vedom learn smart from you Tauren, and to grow strong with you things so when Grow'Vedom come home he be strong and wise like you Tauren!
To: Thunder bluff
We Ogres strong! Ogres not very smart... Me leader of Stonemaul Ogres want Grow'Vedom learn smart from you Tauren, and to grow strong with you things so when Grow'Vedom come home he be strong and wise like you Tauren!
KrimzonStriker
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To Amani
From Silvermoon
This ends here and now you grotesque and barbaric green trolls!! We will finish what we started and end your miserable existence, and you shall rue the day you brought about the wrath of the Sin'dorei! By the blood of the Highborne and by fire be purged!!
KrimzonStriker
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See you then, and then see you dead.
OC: This will be fun, I don't think I've ever fought you before Iggy
From: Stonemaul
To: Silvermoon
Great Ogres of Stonemaul will send three strong ogres and two magic and wise ogres to smash those evil trolls for payment!
OOC: 1g for me to send them 2g to keep them. and when i say 3 strong ogres i mean how many ogres = 3 army and how ever magic ogres = 2 magic
To: Silvermoon
Great Ogres of Stonemaul will send three strong ogres and two magic and wise ogres to smash those evil trolls for payment!
OOC: 1g for me to send them 2g to keep them. and when i say 3 strong ogres i mean how many ogres = 3 army and how ever magic ogres = 2 magic
Campfire Story
A group of greenskin trolls stood around a roaring fire. A large roast was suspended above the flames, clothing long-since singed off its body. One troll, Guze, sprinkled a blackish powder of some sort on top.
With a fading mohawk and beard, numerous gold body piercings and trophies from earlier battles was Zulagor, the senior troll and seldom disputed leader in the group. Grunting and clearing his throat, he began to speak.
"Okay boys, we be doing good, no?"
A rough chorus of agreement circled around.
"Ya, and we havin a message from Zul'jin, about da campaign."
At this, the trolls fell silent, partly out of reverence, partly curiosity.
"Now, I no gonna be sayin exactly where we goin next, in case dere be more elvey spies like dis one." Zulagor spoke, gesturing to the roast.
"But he gonna be delicious mon." spoke up Guze, poking at the roast, "Gonna cook him by momma's recipe."
"Ya, but we don know how many see us and sneak back to dere bases. I be tellin ya soon, before we be goin."
"After dinner?"
"Ya."
The trolls nodded their agreement. Guze cut a rope and dropped the roast on the ground, the group quickly descending into an uncivil fight for the meat. A few minutes and minor injuries later, the trolls were more relaxed, finishing off their meal.
"Guze?" asked one of the feasting warriors.
"Whatcha want?"
"I not be eatin at your mama's house anytime soon."
"Go cut ya tongue out Shagel, maybe the new one be havin' good taste."
At the other side of the encampment, a large, particularly lanky troll sat against a tree, one leg extended, chewing on an arm torn from the roast. His hair was wild and blue, descending spikily around his neck, ears, and long face. A heavy, two-bladed staff was plunged into the earth next to him, and a number of skulls, fresh but picked clean, hung from his belt. Seeing Zulagor approach, he spoke.
"Seriously mon, where be we going?"
"I tell ya Gujo, I can't say, I can't gonna say."
"Whateva... but does I get ta eats da pinkies?"
"Ya mon. Where we be goin, dere be loads a pinkies."
"Excellent..."
A group of greenskin trolls stood around a roaring fire. A large roast was suspended above the flames, clothing long-since singed off its body. One troll, Guze, sprinkled a blackish powder of some sort on top.
With a fading mohawk and beard, numerous gold body piercings and trophies from earlier battles was Zulagor, the senior troll and seldom disputed leader in the group. Grunting and clearing his throat, he began to speak.
"Okay boys, we be doing good, no?"
A rough chorus of agreement circled around.
"Ya, and we havin a message from Zul'jin, about da campaign."
At this, the trolls fell silent, partly out of reverence, partly curiosity.
"Now, I no gonna be sayin exactly where we goin next, in case dere be more elvey spies like dis one." Zulagor spoke, gesturing to the roast.
"But he gonna be delicious mon." spoke up Guze, poking at the roast, "Gonna cook him by momma's recipe."
"Ya, but we don know how many see us and sneak back to dere bases. I be tellin ya soon, before we be goin."
"After dinner?"
"Ya."
The trolls nodded their agreement. Guze cut a rope and dropped the roast on the ground, the group quickly descending into an uncivil fight for the meat. A few minutes and minor injuries later, the trolls were more relaxed, finishing off their meal.
"Guze?" asked one of the feasting warriors.
"Whatcha want?"
"I not be eatin at your mama's house anytime soon."
"Go cut ya tongue out Shagel, maybe the new one be havin' good taste."
At the other side of the encampment, a large, particularly lanky troll sat against a tree, one leg extended, chewing on an arm torn from the roast. His hair was wild and blue, descending spikily around his neck, ears, and long face. A heavy, two-bladed staff was plunged into the earth next to him, and a number of skulls, fresh but picked clean, hung from his belt. Seeing Zulagor approach, he spoke.
"Seriously mon, where be we going?"
"I tell ya Gujo, I can't say, I can't gonna say."
"Whateva... but does I get ta eats da pinkies?"
"Ya mon. Where we be goin, dere be loads a pinkies."
"Excellent..."
Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
Dear Warman17, there is a small typo in the stats - The Sandfury project is spelled with an 'r', not an 'e'. Just sayin'. 
flyingchicken
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To: The living, specifically Argent Dawn and Scarlet Crusade
From: Kel'Thuzad
I feel that I'm being redundant here, but I'd like to say: damn you all.
(OOC: It's kind of hard to be diplomatic when you're raison d'etre is the scouring of life)
To: Any and all people boed with their lives within the surrounding regions
From: The Cult of the Damned
Are you living your life for another person's gain--maybe your local noble, your field captain, or maybe even your wife?
Don't! Join the Cult of the Damned, and find that servitude is much more fulfilling when you're undead.
Are you so bored with what you do that you could just die?
You should! Join the Cult of the Damned, and find that death is a far, far cry from being boring and tedious!
Are you alive for moment after moment just to toil away without any real purpose?
You don' have to be! Join the Cult of the Damned and see the wonders of giving up onj life and finding a new beginning in immortality as one of the living dead!
(OOC: @Warman17: Shouldn't Marduk Blackpool be Level 2? Also, I just noticed my 1st turn orders have horrible line breaks--sorry about that, I was in a hurry
)
From: Kel'Thuzad
I feel that I'm being redundant here, but I'd like to say: damn you all.
(OOC: It's kind of hard to be diplomatic when you're raison d'etre is the scouring of life)
To: Any and all people boed with their lives within the surrounding regions
From: The Cult of the Damned
Are you living your life for another person's gain--maybe your local noble, your field captain, or maybe even your wife?
Don't! Join the Cult of the Damned, and find that servitude is much more fulfilling when you're undead.
Are you so bored with what you do that you could just die?
You should! Join the Cult of the Damned, and find that death is a far, far cry from being boring and tedious!
Are you alive for moment after moment just to toil away without any real purpose?
You don' have to be! Join the Cult of the Damned and see the wonders of giving up onj life and finding a new beginning in immortality as one of the living dead!
(OOC: @Warman17: Shouldn't Marduk Blackpool be Level 2? Also, I just noticed my 1st turn orders have horrible line breaks--sorry about that, I was in a hurry
)
Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
To: The Amani Trolls
From: The Sandfury Trolls
Good job ma friend, may all da tribes see whatya did and celebrate 'mon!
Hilarious
From: The Sandfury Trolls
Good job ma friend, may all da tribes see whatya did and celebrate 'mon!
Hilarious
KrimzonStriker
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To Stonemaul
From Silvermoon
Diplomatic envoys have sent our reply through the back channels. Please check. We feel this offer is generous enough, especially given the circumstances.
KrimzonStriker
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OOC: Just thought i'd say here, that if any of you are actively playing WoW, human-slaughter and I are on the server Blackwater Raiders. If you join, we're Alliance side and just send a message to Thudd saying who you are on the forums, and I might be able to give some start-up cash for anyone new to the server.
Kentharu
Zebra Commander
i won't be here for 2 days. Helping a friend move
So NPC me.
So NPC me.
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