Write like it's not English!

[Phrossack]

Link to video.

Good Aftermidday, CFCers.

I strike before, that we a Thread over the Writing in the Grammar and Syntax of another Language have. It is one-subject: Write up English with the Grammar and Syntax of another Language, with which you familiar are. At the With-play, write I now, as if this German were. This is only to the Fun, and because it laughable is, English with other Sentence-structure to see.

It does me Sorrow, if this Thread really to Humor & Jokes belongs, also if my german Syntax not very good is.

I hope, that this fun makes!

Spoiler :

Good afternoon, CFCers.

I suggest we have a thread about writing in the grammar and syntax of another language. It's simple: Write in English with the grammar and syntax of another language you're familiar with. For example, I'm writing like this is German now. This is just for fun, and because it's ridiculous to see English with another sentence structure.

Sorry if this thread really belongs in Humor & Jokes, and if my German syntax isn't very good.

I hope this is fun!

 

[cybrxkhan]

Grammar Vietnamese like grammar English much, has no purpose do exercise this. For instance, two language this are languages isolating.

Okay, maybe two languages this different each other.

Spoiler :

Vietnamese grammar is similar to English grammar, so there's no purpose in this sort of exercise. For instance, both languages are isolating languages.

Okay, maybe both languages are different from one another.

 

[H4run]

Turkce grammar ile yazarken, hic kimsey anlamiyor, cunku cok farkli bir grammar

Turkish grammar with write when, none of you understand, because very different one grammar.

 

[metatron]

Good Aftermidday, CFCers.

I strike before, that we a Thread over the Writing in the Grammar and Syntax of another Language have. It is one-subject: Write up English with the Grammar and Syntax of another Language, with which you familiar are. At the With-play, write I now, as if this German were. This is only to the Fun, and because it laughable is, English with other Sentence-structure to see.

It does me Sorrow, if this Thread really to Humor & Jokes belongs, also if my german Syntax not very good is.

I hope, that this fun makes!

Hilarious. And very well done.

But we need moar compound words!
-> Withplay
-> Sentencestructure

 

[really]

I've a thirst on me.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Hey on you and have it.

Spoiler :

Hello and bye.

 

[gangleri2001]

I read no understand you. You write English write the very not-good. Has Chinese grammar the English better.

 

[red_elk]

In russian language order words free. It means, that for one or another member sentence no exist strictly defined place. However arbitrary placing words in sentence may lead to violation logical link between words and therefore to change semantic meaning entire sentence.

Spoiler :

In Russian language the ordering of words in a sentence is not strictly specified. It means that each member of sentence doesn't have its strictly defined place. However, placing words in arbitrary order may lead to violation of logical linkage between words and therefore, to change of entire sentence meaning.

 

[cybrxkhan]

ROI muon VIET neu

I want know if have person who speak one language strange very. Large part the languages here similar more than people think. I am think about language strange like Piraha, Navajo, Finnish, etc.

Spoiler :

i want to know if we have people who speak a strange language. Many of the languages we speak here are more similar to one another than people think. I'm thinking about strange languages like Piraha, Navajo, Finnish, etc.

 

[red_elk]

I heard that Japanese language has very uncommon grammar.

Spoiler :

I heard that Japanese language has very uncommon grammar.

 

[cybrxkhan]

red_elk may say true but language Japanese still has characteristics most us can recognize contrast with language very strange and obscure.

Spoiler :

That may be right, red_elk, but Japanese still has characteristics most of us can recognize in contrast to very strange, obscure languages.

 

[Civ'ed]

Try my-is hand at not-sensical People word-ordering in English.
I am on visit to Washington, Washington. Washington-its chief is Obama.

Spoiler :

I'll try my hand at nonsensical Navajo grammar in English.
I am on a holiday to Washington (DC), USA. The USA's leader ia Obama.
...
That was terrible but oh well.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Ohai, ai can has cheezburger?

Spoiler :

Hello. May I have a cheeseburger?

 

[W|M]

Messi didn't deserve the Ball of Gold

Spoiler :

Messi didn't deserve the Golden Ball

 

[Phrossack]

Hilarious. And very well done.

But we need moar compound words!
-> Withplay
-> Sentencestructure

Thank pretty!

Today is the last Day, in which I myself around the She-Dog of the Neighbors care. But now must I myself around the Dog of my Cousin care.

I have the Film Godzilla today night seen; it has me mostly pleased, also if it an Actionfilm was.

Morrow do I freewillingly again at Hippotherapy. It shall good be, that I the Horses and attractive Withfreewillersses again see can. I have one of the Girls especially gladly; it is nice and has a good Humorsense. Morrow gives it also a new Childrengroup withtowork.

Spoiler :

Thanks!

Today's the last day that I have to take care of my neighbor's dog. But now I have to take care of my cousin's dog.

I saw the movie Godzilla tonight; I mostly liked it, even though it was an action movie.

Tomorrow I go back to volunteering at hippotherapy. It'll be good to see the horses and attractive female co-volunteers again. I especially like one of the girls; she's nice and has a good sense of humor. Tomorrow there's also a new group of kids to work with.

Try my-is hand at not-sensical People word-ordering in English.
I am on visit to Washington, Washington. Washington-its chief is Obama.

Spoiler :

I'll try my hand at nonsensical Navajo grammar in English.
I am on a holiday to Washington (DC), USA. The USA's leader ia Obama.
...
That was terrible but oh well.

Can you actually Navajo? What is your Motherspeak?

 

[Kyriakos]

Just select a foreign text and use online translators. Should do the trick

 

[madviking]

hello hello how is it going my black friend, do you have any news about the business of buying and/or selling of marijuana and/or cocaine?

Spoiler :

ebonics

 

[cybrxkhan]

hello hello how is it going my black friend, do you have any news about the business of buying and/or selling of marijuana and/or cocaine?

Spoiler :

ebonics

Guy funny this.

Spoiler :

You funny fellow.

[Though a less literal but better translation would be "Oh you."]

 

[Gori the Grey]

The French itself'regards as a language exceptional, n- is -ot?

 

[gay_Aleks]

I do not understand idea. Seems as if the Bulgarian and English are not different in syntax or otherwise.

Spoiler :

I don't understand the idea. It seems as if Bulgarian and English aren't very different in syntax or in any other way.


(The hardest part was not translating it in my mind and then typing it out).