Yo Mama Jokes

[eastsidebagel]

Yo mama's so repulsive, when she walks into a mall, people will call the zoo for backup!

 

[Gamemaster77]

"Yo Mama's so stupid, she stole free bread"

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

yo mamma's so fat, jupiter orbits her

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Yo mamma's so chav, her idea of post-secondary education is Grade 6.

 

[Camikaze]

Yo mama so fat, the only think stopping her going to Jenny Craig is the door-frame.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

That's the worst I got.

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama so hairy, she went camping and was caught on camera by bigfoot enthusiasts in a film-clip played to this day.

Yo mama so fat, when she travels they put her on one of those trucks with "Oversize" written on the back.

Yes, I came up with those just then.

 

[Narz]

Your momma's so fat she wears an Oversize truck as a backpack.

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama so fat she keeps an Oversize truck as a snack.

Yo mama so fat, Weightwatchers used her as a before picture for Kirstie Alley.

 

[Gamemaster77]

"Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60min. "

 

[Narz]

A classic.

 

[carmen510]

Oldish one: "Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yo momma's so old she died.

 

[Narz]

Yo momma's so old she died.

Dude that's not funny!

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama's so old she died... From a T-Rex bite.

 

[Gigaz]

Yo mama pushs children from their bikes to smell the saddles.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is my telefone number.

 

[Dumanios]

Yo mama's so old,she knew what Odysseus looked like.......from memory!

 

[Flying Pig]

Your Dad is attracted to yo momma, but only due to the gravitational pull.

 

[Zack]

Yo mama so fat, she has smaller fat people in orbit around her.

Have you seen that Family Guy episode?

Yo mama is so stupid that instead of sitting on the couch and watching the TV, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

There are a lot of yo mama jokes that probably wouldn't be appropriate here.

 

[Narz]

Yo mama wouldn't be appropriate here!

Seriously though, she's a very interesting woman, too bad she just can't obey the forum rules.

 

[salty mud]

Yo mama's so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.

Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.