Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
In real life Iran is tooled up with the unstoppable russian onyx (sunburn) ship killer. With these missile systems Iran can sink any ship large or small military or not in the persian gulf and straights of hormuz. So 1st thing I would do in the event of a US attack is would be to put as much of those shiny expensive US carriers and support ships to the bottom of the sea as I could. Probably quite a lot given the US does not yet (allegedly) have any effective counter to onyx. The battle would then be over. unfortunately Iran does not have nuclear weapons or ICBMs to deliver them so when washington finds out their fleet is decorating the sea floor I will have no deterrant to stop washington in a petulant rage launching its strategic nuclear ICBMs at my major cities and reducing Iran's population to a tiny percentage of its current 80 million. 'Duck and cover' boys and girls, 'duck and cover'.
They probably have about 5 of those. Not that you'd be able to fire it, of course.