You Know Things Can't Get Any Worse When Game.

[Logik]

Your house, after being dropped on the side of the volcano, is once again picked up by the tornado and falls in.

Then the ashes and embers from your burnt out house get mixed in with the major lava flow that destroys the poor village that happens to reside next to this erupting volcano so not only does your house gets destroyed but you inadvertently help with the destruction of those poor villager's houses as well.

 

[Logik]

You wake up and you're out of coffee . To me that's as bad as any of the above

Amen brother you right about that.

 

[Skwink]

You wake up and realize you are a volcano and that your friends hate you for it.

 

[NickyJ]

You wake up and realize that your friends are volcanoes and that you hate them for it.

 

[W|M]

Your drugs wear off.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Your drugs wear off and there is a Velociraptor in your room

 

[Logik]

Your drugs wear off and there is a Velociraptor in your room

But alas the Velociraptor has bag of weed he want's to share with you so you both proceed to smoke it together but unfortunately like you the Raptor gets the munchies and seeing no other food around proceeds to bite off one of your legs and have it as a snack and you are so high and out of it that you find it hilarious and tell it to bite your other leg off as well.

 

[Skwink]

You wake up to a raptor smothering you with a weed bag.

 

[NickyJ]

The raptor wakes up to me smothering it with a weedbag.

 

[Omega124]

Both the raptor and you are woken up by being smothered by the weedbag, which is now sentiniet.

 

[Skwink]

You wake up and realize you and the raptor must team up to smother a weed bag.

 

[NickyJ]

You and the raptor wake up and realize that you are smothering a bag of weed killer.

 

[W|M]

You are in Soviet Russia, and thus the weed killer is smothering you.

 

[Omega124]

You see that the raptor is tired of these smothering jokes and just bites you in the balls.

 

[Skwink]

Your balls start telling bad jokes to the raptor.

 

[hoplitejoe]

The raptor gets so annoyed at your balls jokes he breaks your toaster.

 

[Boundless]

You are told by a strange man in a black coat that if you don't eat a piece of toast in the next 5 minutes you will die.

 

[NickyJ]

A stranger tells a piece of toast the if the toast doesn't eat you in the next minute, the toast will die.

 

[Omega124]

Another user like Boundless twists the next response so much that the original joke is completely lost to the annals of time.

 

[W|M]

Your body is constantly, painfully twisted until the end of time.