You Know Things Can't Get Any Worse When Game.

[hoplitejoe]

You have to read more than a sentence.

 

[NickyJ]

A Vietnamese rapping raptor reads less than a sentence while driving a toaster across Chuck Norris' lawn.

 

[GamezRule]

The dingo's strike back!

 

[Dhoomstriker]

You stare and stare at the words but your brain can no longer make sense of them... you have become functionally illiterate. Oh yeah, there's a dingo biting you on the bum, too.

 

[NickyJ]

A raptor-riding toaster bites the dingo, and makes no sense of your brain.

 

[Oohforf]

The toaster jumps off the raptor, and falls off Angel Falls, Venezuela.

The Vietnamese raptor runs up to you, and gives you a bowl of Bún Bò Huế.

Brain is not pleased.

 

[NickyJ]

A brain rides a raptor over Angel Falls, Venezuela.

 

[Optical]

You are, at the time, standing at the bottom of Angel Falls, Venezuela.

 

[SamSniped]

A wild shark somehow managed to get below said falls

 

[Dumanios]

The Shark has lazers.

 

[Optical]

The raptor lands on you and pins you in the shallows, near the shark.

 

[SamSniped]

the part of the shallows was really deep, but there was a weak, rotted piece of wood that acted as the floor...which just broke

 

[strijder20]

And when you wake up, realising it was all a dream, you look out of the window and see Sauron's eye where the church used to be.

 

[Optical]

There is also a shark (and a toaster) under your bed.

 

[GamezRule]

Also, dingoes!

 

[MantaRevan]

......and they can talk. Because you're Squidward in Clarinetland.

 

[Optical]

They also happen to be compulsive gossips.