You Know Things Can't Get Any Worse When Game.

[NickyJ]

The dingo wakes up, and you are in its bed.

 

[Omega124]

The dingo wakes up, and you are the bed

 

[Dhoomstriker]

The dingo wakes up, only to find itself unceremoniously kicked onto the floor. When it looks to its bed, it finds you and a vegan demon snacking on the last bit of toast. The dingo rises, only to find its bed covered in bread crumbs, both soy and and whole grain crumbs alike. The dingo is NOT pleased.

 

[GamezRule]

The dingo eats a baby. (Tropic Thunder reference)

 

[Skwink]

Ms. Benes says the dingo may of ate your baby. (Seinfeld reference)

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Ms. Benes throws said baby off a bridge (Another Tropic Thunder Reference)

 

[hoplitejoe]

The baby lands on your toaster and crushes it. (toaster reference)

 

[Oohforf]

As the baby crushes the toaster, the toaster actually crushes through the Earth, ending up in Đồng Hới, Vietnam.

 

[NickyJ]

Đồng Hới, Vietnam crushes through the earth and ends up on the toaster.

 

[Oohforf]

Earth crushes through Đồng Hới, Vietnam, and ends up being toasted by toaster.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

There is no toaster

 

[Skwink]

A Vietnamese man take your toaster while riding a raptor. (Vietnamese Toaster Stealing Raptor Rider Reference)

 

[NickyJ]

A Vietnamese man takes your raptor while riding a toaster.

 

[KaiserElectric]

A Vietnamese raptor takes a man's toaster while riding you.

 

[mythmonster2]

A Vietnamese toaster takes a man's raptor while riding you. And it's plugged into you.

 

[Skwink]

You wake up one morning and find out you're married to a Vietnamese man.

 

[hoplitejoe]

You wake up one morning and find out you're married to a Vietnamese man.

Wait, how do you know about that?

You wake up and you are me.

 

[Skwink]

You wake up and realize that we're all together! (I am the Walrus Reference)

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Everyone wakes up thinking that they are Skwink so they all cheat and vote for who they believe to be themselves (Skwink) in the Members Elimination thread.

 

[NickyJ]

Everyone wakes up and cheats and then realizes that I am he as you are he as you are me and that we're all sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.