You Know Things Can't Get Any Worse When Game.
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mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
The dingo returns and jumps right onto you.
hoplitejoe
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A truck full of toasters crashes into the wreck.
NickyJ
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A toaster full of wrecks crashes into a dingo.
Dhoomstriker
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A busload of dingo children drive a wreck of a car into the back of a Vietnamese raptor. The raptor is toast.
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
When you look into a mirror, you realize you ARE the dingo.
NickyJ
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You look in Soviet Russia, you realize you are a mirror.
Yoshiegg737
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People look at you for their reflections. Your also in Soviet Russia.
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
You are a mirror, live in Soviet Russia, and are redistributed to some hideous people.
NickyJ
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Soviet Russia becomes a dingo, and Chuck Norris cleans its clock with a toaster-wielding raptor while sitting on a cornflake achieving DOMINATION in the Celtic Empire.
Dhoomstriker
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You eat the cornflake, thereby defeating Chuck Norris for the first time in history. Everyone has to lose sometime, but Chuck Norris is so upset that he walks into the mirror and travels to a Russian version of Narnia. There, he meets a Vietnamese dingo named Nasal who feeds him some toast and a boatload full of children, both of which he eats voraciously until he recovers his strength, never to be defeated ever again.
NickyJ
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Chuck Norris wakes up and realizes that he hates Vietnamese and eats a toaster.
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
Chuck Norris wakes up and realizes that you stole his toaster
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
Chuck Norris wakes up.
NickyJ
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A raptor wakes up and finds itself in Chuck Norris' toaster.
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