Your last meal: A hypothetical situation

A bushel of apples. Apple seeds contain cyanide.

In reality, probably a bunch of chocolate truffles. The good kind, that are like $15 each.
 
i would ask not to be fed anything but oatmeal and dried fruit for a week, and then request some sort of an incredible buffet containing some of my favourite meals for my final meal.

Food tastes the best when you're really really hungry.
 
1. A nice medium rare steak burger, 7 oz. with lettuce and lightly toasted bun.
2. A bowl of Carbonara Pasta
3. A Medium Size French Fries
4. Two Slices of Pepperoni Pizza
5. A Hot Dog
6. A small Bag of Sun Chips
7. Some nice Scallops
8. Three Large Chocolate Chip Cookies
9. Two Bowls of Chinese Chicken Soup
10. Two Bottles of Sparkling Apple Cider
11. A Can of Cherry Coke
12. A Bottle of Iodine, to either do suicide or spill onto executioner eyes.
 
Especially the Lock Ness Monster. I'd demand that the execution not proceed until Nessie was brought to me deep fried. ;) :p
Hmm. Probably very blubbery and rubbery. :yup:

In that spirit, as an addition to my previous list, I would ask for some scrambled Tyrannosaurus Rex eggs. Ballin'!
 
I'd try and pull a Philip Workman.

I can't imagine being particularly hungry, and a Manhattan would probably be denied.
 
I would ask for a bushel of bananas, the guard would know why when I suddenly keel over dead.
 
I myself would have my simple daily breakfast: a dozen quail eggs and 6 strips of streaky bacon fried in lard, an 18 ounce rare prime rib smothered in caramelized onions, 4 slices of buttered toast with blackberry jam, a selection of cold cuts (prosciutto, blood tongue, genoa and mortedella are essential), weisswurst, and a croissant with a glass of whole milk, two gills of fine dry gin, and a yard of ale to quench my thirst.
 
3 pounds of nice perfectly crispy bacon eaten off the stomach of a sexy Brazilian girl, half a gallon of thick Egg-Nog, and an 18" Wakizashi I'de rather cut myself and die than be killed by a damn electric chair or drugs...
 
Incidentally, I'm so glad that the thread title stipulates that this is a hypothetical situation. I was for the moment fearing that it might really have been my last meal!
 
Masala Dosa with Jackson-Triggs 2007 Vidal Ice wine
 
Elisha Cuthbert smeared with whipped cream
 
2 trays of my roommate's "special" brownies.
 
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