Your last meal: A hypothetical situation

[Defiant47]

I would get drunk out of my mind, so I'm barely even conscious during the execution.

 

[Grisu]

Jugged venison with Spätzle
Potato Gratin
Raclette
Cheese Fondue
a Chateaubriand
a veal Bratwurst
a green salad with french dressing
a Coupe Danmark
a bottle of Rioja
a bar of Lindt Excellence chocolate


...some of that list

 

[Tycoon101]

500 tacos filled with beef, cheese (not the Wiz), lettuce and black beans.

5 gallon jug of Code Red Mountain Dew.

And a cannoli, which I don't intend to finish, due to dying from an exploded stomach.

 

[IglooDame]

Filet mignon - rare. A few different flavors of Ben&Jerry's ice cream. More filet mignon. Broiled scallops. More filet mignon. And Code Red Mountain Dew, with some Crown Royal if allowed.

 

[Gooblah]

My mother's home cooking. If she's dead, then Olive Garden. If they refuse to do so, then:

2 Guards
2 Guard Dogs
The Warden
Cyanide

 

[JollyRoger]

The governor's daughter.

 

[EweezE]

I would order the least painful, but effectively fatal poison (don't know what it would be right now, but if I was on death row I'd have time to figure it out). Then deprive the viewing audience the pleasure of watching me die, cause I poisoned myself privately. It might require a 3rd party to lay down a substantial bribe on one of the guards.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

To the people who say they would try to poison themselves: Why not just take your execution? It won't be any more painful or anything. At least have a nice meal before you go. Do you really want your last meal on earth to be prison food?

 

[bhsup]

I like the basics for the most part. The only stipulation would be that I would like it prepared by a master chef.

Mashed potatoes with gravy and butter
24oz sirloin steak rare
(alternatively, a whole gob of good ol' Salisbury steak and sauce)
Corn on the cob
Black label Jim Beam
Coca-Cola
And my one extravagance: Grilled swordfish.

 

[capslock]

1) Meatloaf (good meatloaf), mashed potatos, corn, some good bread/rolls, lots of gravy, coke

or

2) 2 eggs over easy, hash browns, 3 blueberry pancakes & mapel syrup, biscuits with jam, bacon and sausage, OJ and coffee


I can't decide, but it would probably be one of those two, or steak and lobster. It would probably depend on what I was craving at the time they asked me.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

If I could not tunnel to freedom, as originally planned, this would be my requested last meal, which I would eat different parts of throughout the day.


8 Strips of bacon
Large serving of honey-glazed ham
Four pieces of whole wheat toast
Six large buttermilk pancakes with Vermont Maple Syrup and butter
3 fried eggs
Large serving of grits
A pint or so of Grapefruit juice or Mango V8 juice

A High School Special from Garden Catering (1/2 pound of fried chicken nuggets with french fries and seasoning. Delicious).
Two Walter's hotdogs
A Philly Cheesesteak
Cream Soda

Ma's chicken
Pilaf Rice
Peas and Carrots
Two slices of NY pepperoni pizza
Coca-Cola out of glass bottles
Mashed Potatoes with gravy

And end the whole thing with raspberry Poptarts and lemon Italian ice.

 

[Firstlady]

A slice of my best friend's salisbury steak
Some shrimp from Gisueppe's
Sauteed veggies
Some of my grandmother's fruit salad
The sweet and sour speghetti another one of my best friends made
IBC cream soda
Some of those chinese donuts from that Chinese Buffet back at home...

ohh, and cherry cobbler. yummy, yummy cherry cobbler.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Bad news for some of you guys.

In the United States of America most states give the meal a day or two prior to execution, and use the euphemism "special meal". Alcohol or tobacco is usually denied. An unorthodox or unavailable request will be replaced with a substitute. Some states place tight restrictions. For example, Texas limits last meals to food available within the prison system, though occasionally brings in food "from the free world". In Florida, the food for the last meal must be purchased locally and the cost is limited to $40. In fact, Maryland does not offer the condemned a special last meal.

 

[raketooy]

Some damn strong alcohol. If alcohol is denied, ingredients and equipment for making moonshine.

 

[Luckymoose]

Much like previously stated, my girlfriends vagina would be the number one item. Followed closely by a nice large ribeye steak rare with a lobster tail, grilled shrimp, fried ocra and hot sake.

 

[Israelite9191]

Ideally, whatever menu Ferran Adrià is serving at El Bulli. It wouldn't necessarily by my favourite meal, but I can't imagine any more fitting gastronomical end.

 

[amadeus]

Just something simple. A bowl of Krugerrands and a presidential pardon chaser.

 

[Eukaryote]

My Last Meal

1. 10z Rare Filet Mingion
2. Four pieces of fine garlic bread sprincled with tomatoes and green onions.
3. Three pieces of pizza topped with red onion, roasted red peppers and grilled chicken.
4. A banana
5. A 1 liter carton of eggnogg
6. A 1 liter bottle of A&W Root Beer.
7. A lobster tail. (I haven't had lobster in years and don't remember what it tastes like and whether or not I like it, so I'd eat this first.)

Also, I hope that on my death bed they will be willing to inject me with heroin. If I'm about to die anyway it can't really do any harm so I may as well.

 

[Phlegmak]

No last meal.

From the list of last meals: Good lord!

William Bonin: Two pepperoni and sausage pizzas, three servings of chocolate ice cream, and fifteen cans of Coca-Cola.

This guy wanted to kill himself with diarrhea?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

If you were an inmate on death row, what would you request for your last meal?

Ask me when that happens to me. Frankly, how will I know what I want on that fateful day?