Zack Mafia IV: Birthday Bash [GAME THREAD]
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azzaman333
meh
According to his death certificate, he was an "innocent", not a townie. That surely means something, no idea what though.
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It's probably just a host mistake, but I would like some host clarification nevertheless.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Sometimes Innocent = Townie.
Zack
99% hot gas
He's a vanilla townie.
Do I really need to clarify that "vanilla townie" is the same as "vanilla innocent"? Sheesh.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Zack
99% hot gas
End of Night 3
choxorn quietly crawled into bed, wide awake. He had been unsuccessful thus far in his task, much to his disappointment. He lay there in bed, contemplating the events which had transpired, when suddenly the door to his room burst open.
choxorn shot up from his bed, donning an expert combat stance. "Normally I do not have the pleasure of killing such a worthy opponent," expressed the shocked and impressed intruder. "But believe me, I will kill you. And it will be pleasurable. No homo."
choxorn frowned at the more-than-slightly creepy threat, but he knew that the intruder would not be able to kill him. Unfortunately for choxorn, he was unarmed. The intruder was not, and quickly unloaded three shots of hot lead into choxorn.
The intruder was even more shocked to see a puff of smoke emerge from where choxorn had previously been standing. choxorn was nowhere to be seen... That is, until the intruder saw the disgusting pile of skin laying on the floor. It looked like choxorn had shed his skin or something, but... that couldn't possibly be the case.
Could it?
Spoiler :
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azzaman333 and The Black Knigh found themselves standing in the dueling arena that night.
"I have to fight in here again?" exclaimed an annoyed azzaman.
The Black Knigh nodded solemnly. "Yes. In our handsome host's haste, he neglected to mention that you triumphed over Warman in the arena last night."
azzaman puffed out his chest. "And so I will triumph again."
The Black Knigh laughed haughtily. "I think not, comrade."
Before azzaman could retort, he was reeling back from the blow The Black Knigh's foot had just delivered to his jaw. Sprawled on the floor, azzaman never stood a chance as the The Black Knigh quite literally stomped repeatedly on azzaman's head, eventually killing him.
Spoiler :
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The corpse of Mat93 was beginning to have a nasty smell. Fortunately for all of our noses, life was breathed back into Mat93, and he was able to go take a much-needed shower. It felt good to be alive again.
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"Two more party guests dead! This is an outrage! Find me these killers and kill them for me, before the party is totally ruined! On the bright side, I suppose the net damage done is only one casualty, what with Mat93 rising from the dead and all. More of you dead folks should follow his example. That would make this party better."
"But Zack, how will we be able to find the killers? How do we identify who's the most scummy?"
"Just use your brains, and keep track of what is what. Why do you guys keep confusing noobishness with scumminess? The two qualities are separate. Separating them when trying to identify the killers is vital.
"Now, go kill someone in a democratic fashion."
Day Four ends in
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ALIVE:
27 / 35
atheotes
BigTin
Buddhafish
CivCube
classical_hero
DaveShack
Dreadnought
Dumanios
GhostWriter16
Joecoolyo
johnhughthom
Kennigit
MartinLuther
Mat93 -- Resurrected Night 3
mayor
mechaerik
Mergle
NinjaCow64
SamSniped
spaceman98
Takhisis
The Black Knigh
topsecret
Verarde
Visorslash
Xenoneb
Zack
DEAD:
8 / 35
BSmith1068
robbiecon
JoanK
Warman
NedimNapoleon
Gone 3 the Celt
azzaman333
choxorn
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
And I presume choxxy will be next resurrected if there is another resurrection (which is, IMO, quite likely, but could not). I want to be alive, since it, you know, feel like more legit to speak when you're alive quite more than dead... A wait, nevermind. I don't think there will be any more resurrections for now.
Gone 3 the Celt
MunchieMobile
joank is secretly a member of the White Walkers. Mat is a wight.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
My most inner thoughts and deepest secrets.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Also what Gong 4 The Cello said. Or naught. BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I'm ALREADY DEAD!!! 
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Except I'm already dead, so my alignment is known to all.
Silence!
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Although I recall that someone, at a certain point, said that people's true alignment wasn't revealed upon death in another Zack Mafia.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
No, silence you, Takkyboy. :tap:
These zombies are getting annoying, they should remain dead.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Dammit. Y I NOT REMEMBER DAT SMILY???!!! 
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
I'm not a zombie, I'm a ghost, a spirit, a presence desprended from my embodied soul.
