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1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by Eclipse-X010, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    2229) When your grounded by your parents you think that your master is making an impossible demand which led to war, and invaded you.
     
  2. stee

    stee 将軍職

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    You would die because they don't have tanks :(
     
  3. CHEESE!

    CHEESE! On a long nostalgia trip

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    2230: You think that a UN vote can run on for as much as 25 years, and as little as 6 months.
     
  4. Öjevind Lång

    Öjevind Lång Deity

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    2231) You overcome your fear of flying by telling yourself that if the plane crashes, you can always reload the game and take another plane.
     
  5. poom3619

    poom3619 Ping Pang Poom!

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    2232) You wonder why no one research Meditation before 583 BC.
    2233) You wonder why no sea border in world map.
    2234) You think if USA have certain culture level. They will build another Statue of Liberty.
    2235) You think that if you/your wife/women want to pregnant, You have to eat a lot of food in a turn
    2236) You think that another nation that not USA get Hot movie and Hot music from a wheat-like plant.
    2237) You think only pilot can reach the poles.
     
  6. Eklabiaan

    Eklabiaan Chieftain

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    2238) You mod an event "play Tic-tac-toe" just in case you cannot win from the AI in a War Game
     
  7. Saiko

    Saiko That one guy

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    2239. You neglect real-life relationships so you can improve relations with the AI.
     
  8. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    2234. Sports. What are those?
     
  9. cabert

    cabert Big mouth

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    it's a random event that can give you improved relations with the AIs, AFAIK
     
  10. ICNP

    ICNP The Third Superpower

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    2235.In a deity OCC against a coalition of 17 AI, you realize that the "Only Winning Move is not to Play." :p
     
  11. cardgame

    cardgame Obsessively Opposed to the Typical

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    2222) You're too busy playing civ to get the numbers right
     
  12. NewWaver

    NewWaver Special Agent

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    *watches closely for the next person to make the inevitable mistake...*
     
  13. cardgame

    cardgame Obsessively Opposed to the Typical

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    next one is 2243
     
  14. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    2243. You have done every clue about several dozen times
    2234. You think it will take 8 years to go from New York to LA. :0
     
  15. Saiko

    Saiko That one guy

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    2245. You think that people have to wear the color of their respective country (ie. French people have to wear blue, Germans wear grey).
     
  16. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    2246) You wonder what an AK-47 is.
     
  17. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    2247) You wonder what an M16 is.
     
  18. Otaku-sama

    Otaku-sama Warlord

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    2248) You believe that a spaceship can reach Alpha Centauri in little as 8 years (16 turns)
    2249) You have reached every victory condition in one game on Deity.
    2250) You have won a war against a coalition of 17 civs on Deity with one city.
     
  19. Saiko

    Saiko That one guy

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    2251. Your house is on fire, and the first thing you grab is your civilization 4 box.

    2252. When you escape, you realize that the disk isn't in there, so you kill yourself. :suicide:
     
  20. Brownsfan02

    Brownsfan02 WWII Buff

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    2253. you realize in civ that the only way people from another country can go to another is for their borders to be touching.
     

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