1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[bestrfcplayer]

2229) When your grounded by your parents you think that your master is making an impossible demand which led to war, and invaded you.

 

[stee]

2179) You go into battle in Iraq with a spear in thinking that the AlQuida will surrender because they have tanks, and you have a spear.

You would die because they don't have tanks

 

[CHEESE!]

2230: You think that a UN vote can run on for as much as 25 years, and as little as 6 months.

 

[Öjevind Lång]

2231) You overcome your fear of flying by telling yourself that if the plane crashes, you can always reload the game and take another plane.

 

[poom3619]

2232) You wonder why no one research Meditation before 583 BC.
2233) You wonder why no sea border in world map.
2234) You think if USA have certain culture level. They will build another Statue of Liberty.
2235) You think that if you/your wife/women want to pregnant, You have to eat a lot of food in a turn
2236) You think that another nation that not USA get Hot movie and Hot music from a wheat-like plant.
2237) You think only pilot can reach the poles.

 

[Eklabiaan]

2238) You mod an event "play Tic-tac-toe" just in case you cannot win from the AI in a War Game

 

[Saiko]

2239. You neglect real-life relationships so you can improve relations with the AI.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

2234. Sports. What are those?

 

[cabert]

2234. Sports. What are those?

it's a random event that can give you improved relations with the AIs, AFAIK

 

[ICNP]

2238) You mod an event "play Tic-tac-toe" just in case you cannot win from the AI in a War Game

2235.In a deity OCC against a coalition of 17 AI, you realize that the "Only Winning Move is not to Play."

 

[cardgame]

2222) You're too busy playing civ to get the numbers right

 

[NewWaver]

2222) You're too busy playing civ to get the numbers right

*watches closely for the next person to make the inevitable mistake...*

 

[cardgame]

next one is 2243

 

[bestrfcplayer]

2243. You have done every clue about several dozen times
2234. You think it will take 8 years to go from New York to LA. :0

 

[Saiko]

2245. You think that people have to wear the color of their respective country (ie. French people have to wear blue, Germans wear grey).

 

[W|M]

2246) You wonder what an AK-47 is.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

2246) You wonder what an AK-47 is.

2247) You wonder what an M16 is.

 

[Otaku-sama]

2248) You believe that a spaceship can reach Alpha Centauri in little as 8 years (16 turns)
2249) You have reached every victory condition in one game on Deity.
2250) You have won a war against a coalition of 17 civs on Deity with one city.

 

[Saiko]

2251. Your house is on fire, and the first thing you grab is your civilization 4 box.

2252. When you escape, you realize that the disk isn't in there, so you kill yourself. :suicide:

 

[Brownsfan02]

2253. you realize in civ that the only way people from another country can go to another is for their borders to be touching.