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1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by Eclipse-X010, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    2254. Hey people, look at this thread!:http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=348223&page=3


    2255. For the above thread, you relise that Canada has gone to far, and plan the perfect invasion plan.

    2256. Your plan gets approved by Obama, and its in Civ turms.

    2257. It works, and your appointed Prime Minister of Canada.

    2258. You make a leaderhead of your self, and its in perfect detail

    2259. It took less than an hour.
     
  2. Mathalamus

    Mathalamus Emperor of Mathalia

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    2260: you play too much civilization 4 when you create alternate history for one long dead civilization. (byzantine Empire)
     
  3. Jayrad

    Jayrad Warlord

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    2261: To fix the economy all we have to do is wait for a random event that reduces inflation and build happines improvments so people will work
     
  4. Reiser

    Reiser Young Christian

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    2262. While at a slumber party, all your friends are sleeping, so you cut out cardboard pictures of Montezuma's and Boudica's heads, then place them on your friends' bodies to scare them.

    2263. Since you lost all your friends (see above), you now have an imaginary friend who looks like Sid Meier with a Civ 4 BTS case for the head telling you that you will be able to play Civ soon, forever.

    2264. While walking on a railroad to go to work much faster, you get run over by a train, and then in your last moments you think of Obama seeing the message "Your Citizen has just been killed by a Train!" Then Obama declares war on Trains, and then when a train filled with explosives crashes into the White House and kills everybody, including the President, the world explodes because of a paradox because America's leader died, and leaders do not die.
     
  5. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    Nice ones Reiser, and weclome to the forms as well!
     
  6. Otaku-sama

    Otaku-sama Warlord

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    One for the new year:

    2265: You don't set New Year's Resolutions, you set your own Historical Victory conditions for the next year.
     
  7. Eklabiaan

    Eklabiaan Chieftain

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    2266) Your wife doesn't talk to you anymore.
    2267) You don't talk to her either.
    2268) You both communicate by forum posting,
    2269) but not to much because she is on deity level :salute: and you are still on Prince :aargh:
     
  8. Absolute Zero

    Absolute Zero Settler

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    2270) You don't want to grow up to be a Great Person because you think that to accomplish anything, they have to die in the process.

    ...Unless they're settled, I guess.
     
  9. Silv Something

    Silv Something Pi(e) Loving Maniac

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    Then they live forever, or until their city is destroyed.
     
  10. Flying Pig

    Flying Pig Utrinque Paratus Retired Moderator

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    2271) Therefore, all of those stories about Archimedes being killed by the Romans when he was living in Syracuse are rubbish. He's still there somewhere!
     
  11. katipunero

    katipunero Prince

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    2272) on new year's day you greeted close family and friends with a jubilant "happy 400++th turn!". happy new year to all!
     
  12. Eklabiaan

    Eklabiaan Chieftain

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    2273) You know more about what should be in Civ 5 then Sid himself.
    2274) You start making leaderheads for Cybrxkhan, Nitram15, cfkane, ...
     
  13. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    2275). Instead of making Civ5, you make Civ6, which is a realty videogame

    2276). It's the #1 best-selling videogame of all time
     
  14. Absolute Zero

    Absolute Zero Settler

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    2277. You start naming colors by civilizations. "Inca yellow," "Indian purple," "Aztec green," "German gray," etc.
     
  15. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    I don't think a realty video game would sell that well.
     
  16. Silv Something

    Silv Something Pi(e) Loving Maniac

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    So therefore he would need to play civ IV too much in order to make it bestselling.
     
  17. weltraeumer

    weltraeumer Warlord

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    2278 you read the previous 2277 points
     
  18. Eklabiaan

    Eklabiaan Chieftain

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    2279) you read the previous 2278 points, including #2278 :lol:
     
  19. Eklabiaan

    Eklabiaan Chieftain

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    2280) You can't believe that CIV V will have a hexadecimal grid as the world was, is and always will be partitioned in a square grid!
     
  20. fenrus

    fenrus Chieftain

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    2281) You build a Monument in the front yard for a border pop.

    2282) You invite all your friends over to your house for Heredity Rule happiness, but it seems to have the opposite effect on your mother.
     

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