500 ways you know your computer sucks

[raen]

233. Your Computer is jealous of your camera, so it refuses to work for you anymore

 

[Pentium]

234. You computer is jealous of your neighbour's radio.

 

[Truronian]

235. Your computer supports Man United.

 

[BlizzardGR]

236) Your Computer is half the speed of your pocket calculator.
237) You got your calculator with a box of kellog's.

 

[Pentium]

236) Your Computer is half the speed of your pocket calculator.

238. Half the speed, but twice the hard drive space

 

[carmen510]

239. It gets so hot in 1 second, you had to go to Antartica to run it, and then it melted the polar ice caps.
240. Even though you have 5 of the latest GeForce Chips in your computer, you still have graphics that are like Cave drawings.
241. Your computer is so primitve, your God has used it and said it sucked. (I'm athiest)

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

241. Your computer is so primitve, your God has used it and said it sucked. (I'm athiest)

242. It's so primitive, even atheists believe that God says it sucks.

 

[The Omega]

243. You're computer takes 5 hours to load Pong.

 

[Comraddict]

244. you open web pages in command prompt.

 

[ULTIMATEGP]

245.its heat up is the cause of global warming

 

[Perfection]

246. Its clock has a pendulum.

 

[Truronian]

247. It killed your cat

 

[Heretic_Cata]

^ by eating it.

248. You need to feed it a stray cat/dog every week.

 

[azzaman333]

249. A stray cat/dog would be 50 times faster than your current computer.

 

[flaming_iles]

250. It runs on alcohol (yay futurama's back )

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

250. It runs on alcohol (yay futurama's back )

251. It runs on the blood of virgins - which is so hard to find these days.

 

[steviejay]

heh yeah, virgins around computers? they're in short supply

252. an idea of a quiet night in with your girlfriend means her sitting beside the tower fanning it while you play Call of Duty

 

[ULTIMATEGP]

rofl another Call of Duty fan?

 

[Souron]

238. Half the speed, but twice the hard drive space

253)And All that space is used up by the OS. IOTW, Your Harddrive is full even though you never installed a single program.

254)Your computer dose not have a harddrive

 

[Stormrage]

255. It actually works better when you kick it (true)
256. You can`t play standard civ3 maps, only smaller ones. And they are slow too (also true)