500 ways you know your computer sucks

[Eran of Arcadia]

257. The leaders of North Korea, South Korea, mainland China, Taiwan, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Israel, France, Germany, the UK, and the US just released a joint statement condemning it as a crime against humanity.

 

[BCLG100]

258-The tower is so big that when you finally dismantle it you realise you've found where Osama Bin Laden had been hiding all that time.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

258-The tower is so big that when you finally dismantle it you realise you've found where Osama Bin Laden had been hiding all that time.

Good one
259: You also find the WMD's

 

[Thisnameislame]

260: your computer only turns on 1/3 of the time.
261: your computer can't load the task manager
262: you don't need to worry about viruses and spyware because they realize its not worth it.
263: a tomato has more processing power
264: opening the cd-rom drive takes 5 minutes.
265: Your computer comits suicide if you even mention 3d gaming.

 

[Perfection]

266: You need to use a pedal to spin the hard disk.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

262: you don't need to worry about viruses and spyware because they realize its not worth it.

267. You don't worry about because there's no more space for those.
268. The amount of gamma radiation that enriched uranium emits is = to the amount that your computer emits.
(when it's turned off of course)

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

265: Your computer comits suicide if you even mention 3d gaming.

268: Even 2D applications are beyond it; everything is linear.

 

[MooManof_]

269. Your computer can't even load this page of thread, as it only has 8 transistors on the processor (thus can only count as far as 255).
270. It can't get that far, because it lost count after the first post (it couldn't understand the concept of 500)

 

[carmen510]

271. Your computer is it's own Anti-Virus system as viruses and spyware are too 'high-tech' for it.

 

[Perfection]

272. Its approximation of pi is 4

 

[truckingpete]

273. North Korea used it to launch a test missle, so that's why it landed in the Sea of Japan.

274. The missle was the computer.

 

[Kapn Skwishy]

274 The manufacturer PAId YOU to take it off there hands.

 

[Pentium]

275. A word as long as Civilization takes all its memory.

 

[Perfection]

276 It's packaging reads: "Now with transisters!!!"

 

[carmen510]

Nice one about the missles!
277. The computer has been the reason the twin towers collapsed, it was too heavy and was on the top floor.

 

[Dreadnought]

278. The computer's calculator takes two minutes to add 3+3

 

[Souron]

278. The computer's calculator takes two minutes to add 3+3

279. And the result is 8.

 

[Truronian]

280. Even viruses avoid it.

 

[ggganz]

269. Your computer can't even load this page of thread, as it only has 8 transistors on the processor (thus can only count as far as 255).

281.You're computer is stupid enough to let you post this because nobody that applies to that scenario would be able to know it.

270. It can't get that far, because it lost count after the first post (it couldn't understand the concept of 500)

281. If it didn't see the 500, it also got stopped at the two 223's

 

[Kozmos]

282. Your computer was used in the filming of 'The Independence Day' as the alien mothership supercomputer.