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i knew you were a real man of the left
COUNTER-BROADCAST TO CHINESE CITIZENS:
My fellow countrymen! This is The Masked Tiger speaking to you all from Peking, home of the Forbidden City. We know your suffering, rice farmers What about my suffering comma rice farmers?. We know your pain when you see your rich neighbor's fancy new automobile What Chinaman owns an automobile? And moreover, what rich Chinaman would choose to live next to a plebeian?, yet you find yourself unable to afford one. We know your pain when a European spits in your face and curses at you. That is why we, the United Chinese Collectives, are here delivering you this message.
The Chinese say they will save your lives from all strife. We may be in a war, but there is hope: The Dragon is on your side. The very same Koreans that attacked you in the first war you now associate with, ready to continue a century of rape Wait, are the Koreans the Dragon, or are they ready to continue a century of rape...? But there was no century of rape... I'm confused!. We must rise up to allow the common man a chance in China Are we talking about Korea or dragons here? Consistency?.
Oh yeah, Republicans: call us whatever you want. Call us warmongering barbarians. Call us pig-dogs I'm pretty sure only the Germans call people pig-dogs. Call us oppressive bastards Uh, sure. You guys are oppressive bastards. But remember: What is being spread about us are lies. Lies with no backstory. We tried to work with them, and they declined. We proposed a ceasefire, but they greeted us with machine guns. So Mr. Tiger, I'm worried about all this... oh, they're lies? Well, uh, how are they lies? They just are? Uhh...
Imagine a world under the Republic of China How is a world ruled by China at all unappealing to Chinamen?. The rich will continue to surpass the poor. Your average Li Wei will become poorer and poorer as China continues to be raped by Europe. Then, Europeans make more inroads into China. Soon, more land and more land is stolen until there is no more land to steal and China is controlled by its imperialistic enemies. Now, it is time! Die and be memorialized by the Chinese people or live and fight the menace known as the Republic of China I'm fairly sure they'll die either way under the specifications you have listed.
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See me after class.