A Brave New World Part 2

COUNTER-BROADCAST TO CHINESE CITIZENS:

My fellow countrymen! This is The Masked Tiger speaking to you all from Peking, home of the Forbidden City. We know your suffering, rice farmers What about my suffering comma rice farmers?. We know your pain when you see your rich neighbor's fancy new automobile What Chinaman owns an automobile? And moreover, what rich Chinaman would choose to live next to a plebeian?, yet you find yourself unable to afford one. We know your pain when a European spits in your face and curses at you. That is why we, the United Chinese Collectives, are here delivering you this message.

The Chinese say they will save your lives from all strife. We may be in a war, but there is hope: The Dragon is on your side. The very same Koreans that attacked you in the first war you now associate with, ready to continue a century of rape Wait, are the Koreans the Dragon, or are they ready to continue a century of rape...? But there was no century of rape... I'm confused!. We must rise up to allow the common man a chance in China Are we talking about Korea or dragons here? Consistency?.

Oh yeah, Republicans: call us whatever you want. Call us warmongering barbarians. Call us pig-dogs I'm pretty sure only the Germans call people pig-dogs. Call us oppressive bastards Uh, sure. You guys are oppressive bastards. But remember: What is being spread about us are lies. Lies with no backstory. We tried to work with them, and they declined. We proposed a ceasefire, but they greeted us with machine guns. So Mr. Tiger, I'm worried about all this... oh, they're lies? Well, uh, how are they lies? They just are? Uhh...

Imagine a world under the Republic of China How is a world ruled by China at all unappealing to Chinamen?. The rich will continue to surpass the poor. Your average Li Wei will become poorer and poorer as China continues to be raped by Europe. Then, Europeans make more inroads into China. Soon, more land and more land is stolen until there is no more land to steal and China is controlled by its imperialistic enemies. Now, it is time! Die and be memorialized by the Chinese people or live and fight the menace known as the Republic of China I'm fairly sure they'll die either way under the specifications you have listed.

F--

See me after class.
 
1. Suffering, rice farmers. Vocative.
2. Hell if I know.
3. Yeah. Try China being carved up by Europeans like you for five years.
4. Koreans.
5. Yeah... My gangstas just got over a war with the Germans.
6. NO U
7. They claim they wanted peace, but they started the war.
8. Screw you, it's a FFX quote.

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You're fired.

OOC: It was the closest one I could find, okay?
 
1. You are. You're. Not your, the possessive.
2. Ignorance is bliss.
3. Oh, five years! Oh god no! Man, how have the Americans survived war after war after war after war after civil war after international dispute after war when you guys were "chopped up" (albeit very gently and with care taken to preserve the empire by nations like mine) for FIVE YEARS!
4. Gotcha. Koreans are the dragon, and are on China's side.
5. Gotcha.
6. O RLY?
7. By being attacked by you? Well Poland started WW2 so that makes sense I guess.
8. FFX wasn't that great.
 
1. You are. You're. Not your, the possessive.
2. Ignorance is bliss.
3. Oh, five years! Oh god no! Man, how have the americans survived war after war after war after war after civil war after international dispute after war when you guys were "chopped up" (albeit very gently and with care taken to preserve the empire by nations like mine) for five years!
4. Gotcha. Koreans are the dragon, and are on china's side.
5. Gotcha.
6. O rly?
7. By being attacked by you? Well poland started ww2 so that makes sense i guess.
8. Ffx wasn't that great.

6. Ya rly!
 
OOC: I liked Crezth's commentary so much that I had to do something similar.
COUNTER-BROADCAST TO CHINESE CITIZENS:

My fellow countrymen! This is The Masked Tiger speaking to you all from Peking, home of the Forbidden City. The WWF 75 years before it was invented! We know your suffering, rice farmers. I'd like to know how to do you know about other people's suffering. We know your pain when you see your rich neighbor's fancy new automobile, yet you find yourself unable to afford one. If someone was so rich that they could buy a fancy automobile, I doubt they would have such poor neighbours. We know your pain when a European spits in your face and curses at you. Maybe the last time it happened to you was because you had insulted and/or done something offensive towards said European. That is why we, the United Chinese Collectives, are here delivering you this message.

The Chinese say they will save your lives from all strife. Considering the way this message is sent, we are to gather that you are not Chinese. We may be in a war, but there is hope: The Dragon is on your side. The very same Koreans that attacked you in the first war you now associate with, ready to continue a century of rape.Are you actually saying that it is good that you are associated with the Koreans? We must rise up to allow the common man a chance in China. They already have one with the Republic.

Oh yeah, Republicans: call us whatever you want. Call us warmongering barbarians.You mean, you aren't? And here I thought that your rebellion and attack on the legal government was done in a so-not peaceful way. Call us pig-dogs. Call us oppressive bastards. You ARE oppressive bastards: Dictatorship=Oppression, no matter how communist you are. But remember: What is being spread about us are lies. Again, we point out that Dictatorship=Oppression. Lies with no backstory. We tried to work with them, and they declined. Any actual proof of that? You could have worked with them staying within the Republic. We proposed a ceasefire, but they greeted us with machine guns. Considering the fact that you are a rebel faction... also, there is no guarantee that you would not break the ceasefire.

Imagine a world under the Republic of China. The rich will continue to surpass the poor. Can we have a look at your leader's bank accounts and compare them to how much the poor ones earn? Your average Li Wei will become poorer and poorer as China continues to be raped by Europe. It's either the Europeans or the Chinese Communists... Which do you prefer= Then, Europeans make more inroads into China. And if the Commies win, then it's the Communists from Latin America who get the inroads into China. Soon, more land and more land is stolen until there is no more land to steal and China is controlled by its imperialistic enemies. If you choose to side with the UCC, Chinese land will only be stolen from Chinese people by Chinese people! And for the further glory (and bank account) of the Leader! Now, it is time! Die and be memorialized by the Chinese people or live and fight the menace known as the Republic of China! Well, then it's either becoming a hero or suffering under the UCC's dictatorship.
Don't be offended, just my OOC commentaries.
 
FYI Chinese Citizens, the Italian Nation is simply aiding the Republic of China from the aggressive revolt of the Commies. The Italian Nation and People want nothing more than a united Republic of China as we too know the pain of a divided nation. The Republic of China is a fair and righteous government for the Chinese Citizens. Italy demands no reimbursement in furthering the glorious cause of the Republic of China. Italy does this for the Chinese people to be united under their own banner of honest government in the form of a Republic. Good Day and Good Luck.
 
OOC: Let's not be overly critical. D'Artagnan59's story was an interesting read and keeps things competitive least.
 
FYI Chinese Citizens, the Italian Nation is simply aiding the Republic of China from the aggressive revolt of the Commies. The Italian Nation and People want nothing more than a united Republic of China as we too know the pain of a divided nation. The Republic of China is a fair and righteous government for the Chinese Citizens. Italy demands no reimbursement in furthering the glorious cause of the Republic of China. Italy does this for the Chinese people to be united under their own banner of honest government in the form of a Republic. Good Day and Good Luck.

More like, "Good night, and good luck".
 
OOC: I know, I just felt I had to give the Italian View and well I'm at work so I had to keep it short.
 
On the Rails

Gilles Dupuis picked up his notebook, for what had to be the tenth time that day. The train car jittered as it ascended- the quality of the railroads in Iroquois lands, particularly the route traversing Les Rocheuses, was questionable at best. The route had been long- a steamer up the Saskatchewan River, a brief, mountainous train ride, and further steamboats to Nouvelle Caen.

It wouldn’t have been possible without funding, of course- a grant had been given by the Syndicates, with some high-minded talk about “showing off the nation’s best”, but the young Manitous of Winnipeg didn’t care about a grand cultural and athletic mission to promote the Métis- they cared about playing, and winning.

The notebook had quite a story to tell- records of every game since the team’s inception. As of yet, in nearly half a year of playing, the Manitous were without a loss. No one in the Syndicate could even hold their own against them, much less defeat them.

That was, perhaps, one of the reasons that they were now in a frigid train in the high mountains, on their way to the Pacific Coast for a month long trip- there was no one left to challenge in the old country. Dupuis, the coach and manager of the team, flipped several more pages, to view the teams his group would soon be facing. First, they would travel up the coast, to Bella Coola, to face their club- the Loups-Garoux- that was an ominous name. Gilles shrugged and looked at the next group. Les Ours de Vancouver- he’d barely even heard of the city, let alone the team- more likely than not it was a group who had gathered simply for the opportunity to face the Manitous, as so many in the syndicate had done.

Finally, the big challenge- Les Nationales de la Nouvelle France. This was perhaps the only team on the Pacific coast that Gilles had heard of before- the best in the country, if rumours held any truth.

The train jumped again as it passed over another bump. Gilles idly wondered if the trees down the slope would be able to stop a falling train before it plunged into the river. He looked back- the rest of the team was talking avidly about the upcoming matches. They were ready.
 
Supplemental orders sent. I forgot to tell EQ that I was sending representatives to the capital cities of all my enemies to shoot out their porch lights (not really ;)).
 
This is the 6-hour warning for the update.
 
TO UCNA, SUSA
From New England

Any Communist warships, both surface and subsurface, found in our territorial waters (within 12 nautical miles of our posseessions) will be considered as hostile and sunk without warning.
 
Yay Update!
I hope my country won't be thrown into political upheaval.
 
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