TheLastJacobite
No Commies
From: Rashid Arabia
To: New England
New England we are asking very nicely stop your booming campane against my country.
To Rashid Arabia
From New England
We would ask that you kindly stop threatening our protectorate Yemen and causing problems in the area. We warned you some time ago that we would not take any aggression by your country lightly, nor will we be bullied by some backwater, robe wearing, camel riding Sand People.