A Thousand & One Things Weve Learned From Sid Meiers Civilization IV
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AW Arcaeca
Deus Vult
273: Clearly England's overseas colonies did not become America because America has existed as long as England.
274: England's overseas colonies actually became the maya.
275: The Stonehenge, Parthenon, temple of artemis, temple of Solomon, kashi vishwanath, masjid al-haram, spiral minaret and hanging gardens were all built in the exact same city.
276: Building enough soldiers with muskets ushers in an era of peace and prosperity...
277: ...but only if you built the taj mahal, which already did that for you.
278: Chichen Itza was not built in the city it was named after; rather, it was built in Timbuktu.
279: nukes can only evade being intercepted if their range is drastically reduced.
300: All nukes, once detonating, produce a strange orange glow around the impact site.
274: England's overseas colonies actually became the maya.
275: The Stonehenge, Parthenon, temple of artemis, temple of Solomon, kashi vishwanath, masjid al-haram, spiral minaret and hanging gardens were all built in the exact same city.
276: Building enough soldiers with muskets ushers in an era of peace and prosperity...
277: ...but only if you built the taj mahal, which already did that for you.
278: Chichen Itza was not built in the city it was named after; rather, it was built in Timbuktu.
279: nukes can only evade being intercepted if their range is drastically reduced.
300: All nukes, once detonating, produce a strange orange glow around the impact site.
281. When an enemy razes a city under Emancipation, automatically all its citizens learn tactics of combats and became trained soldiers on the lands around the ruins of their homes.
282. Faux-Pas of ambassadors commited thousand of years ago can prove the bad nature of our leaders to his neighbors today.
283. Every civilization on the planet has an Oxford University... and a Globe Theatre... and a Hermitage... and a West Point... and the Moai Statues and...
284. The reason Russia switched from Police State to Democracy is because they built the Kremlim and wanted to exploit its benefices.
285. If you pay enough money, everything can be built inmediately, only if you're in a democratic government.
286. People can celebrate the Dictator Day if the have enough luxuries...
287. "WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
282. Faux-Pas of ambassadors commited thousand of years ago can prove the bad nature of our leaders to his neighbors today.
283. Every civilization on the planet has an Oxford University... and a Globe Theatre... and a Hermitage... and a West Point... and the Moai Statues and...
284. The reason Russia switched from Police State to Democracy is because they built the Kremlim and wanted to exploit its benefices.
285. If you pay enough money, everything can be built inmediately, only if you're in a democratic government.
286. People can celebrate the Dictator Day if the have enough luxuries...
287. "WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
kensington888
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270. anti tank guns are invented before tanks
kensington888
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271. to become a soldier you must be taller than the pyramids.
Drakarska
Epic Dadness
272. Which explains the long build times for building a soldier, as opposed to half the build times for a building.
TezaPsyborg
Warlord
What the hell happened to the numbering system???
294 The parachute was invented by fascists
294 The parachute was invented by fascists
TezaPsyborg
Warlord
Only realised myself coz I was looking to see if anyone else had done the para-fascist cheap-shot 
AW Arcaeca
Deus Vult
Oh yes....
sorry about that, didn't notice that!
Now I'm confused. What number are we really on now?
kensington888
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295. soldiers settlers and workers get sea sick when they sail in caravels but arent afraid to travel in galleons.
296. horses can magically turn into helicopters.
297. a leader can build a space ship when he is 6000 years old.
298. a city can cover an area that takes around 100 hundred years for a soldier to leave it border but it can only fit 2 wonders.
299. a city with a massive population of a few million can only have 1 library,1 granary and 1 university etc.
300. all leaders despite being born thousands of miles apart share a common language.
296. horses can magically turn into helicopters.
297. a leader can build a space ship when he is 6000 years old.
298. a city can cover an area that takes around 100 hundred years for a soldier to leave it border but it can only fit 2 wonders.
299. a city with a massive population of a few million can only have 1 library,1 granary and 1 university etc.
300. all leaders despite being born thousands of miles apart share a common language.
J@ckRB
Chieftain
301. Even though many countries clearly haven't researched Democracy, the populus are still able to recognize what Emancipation is, and demand it.
302. Roads are so different in opposition territory that soldiers have no idea how to use them until Military Science.
304. Walls were always used to help defend cities, until gunpowder was invented, which has the magical ability to ignore them completely.
305. Slavery is the best.
306. You need to know Assembly Lines and be patriotic to your country to become Fascist.
307. You need to be Liberal to become Communist.
308. Horses have to potential to remain invisible until AH.
302. Roads are so different in opposition territory that soldiers have no idea how to use them until Military Science.
304. Walls were always used to help defend cities, until gunpowder was invented, which has the magical ability to ignore them completely.
305. Slavery is the best.
306. You need to know Assembly Lines and be patriotic to your country to become Fascist.
307. You need to be Liberal to become Communist.
308. Horses have to potential to remain invisible until AH.
AW Arcaeca
Deus Vult
309. Humanity learned how to take care of animals by killing them first.
310. To build modern-day armored tanks, you first must know how to launch satellites into space.
311. Cataphracts, even though heavily armored with iron, obviously do not receive any defensive bonus because, come on, they're mounted on a horse.
310. To build modern-day armored tanks, you first must know how to launch satellites into space.
311. Cataphracts, even though heavily armored with iron, obviously do not receive any defensive bonus because, come on, they're mounted on a horse.
312. It's completely logical to launch a rocket to the moon without inventing electricity or the radio.
313. All artists eventually will resemble Elvis Presley.
314. Grenades are incapable of exploding.
315. Every square inch of land will eventually have rail access.
313. All artists eventually will resemble Elvis Presley.
314. Grenades are incapable of exploding.
315. Every square inch of land will eventually have rail access.
Biggs_Pliff
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316. All types of food, from fish, to cows, to rice are converted into bread
317. Humanity has no idea how to plant trees
318. Forests have more trees in them if the workers chopping them have learned to count
317. Humanity has no idea how to plant trees
318. Forests have more trees in them if the workers chopping them have learned to count
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
319. No military academy opening ceremony is complete without a high-ranking general firing blindly into the air and screaming loudly.
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320. generals give a soldier a bunch of experience then die.
321. you need a great temple to collect money from religion.
322. 1 nuke doesn't destroy a city.
323. nukes can move just like any other soldier.
324. when you destroy all other civilizations, the world becomes your chess board.
321. you need a great temple to collect money from religion.
322. 1 nuke doesn't destroy a city.
323. nukes can move just like any other soldier.
324. when you destroy all other civilizations, the world becomes your chess board.
