Traitorfish
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Traitorfish
The Tighnahulish Kid
I prefer to think of myself as a realist.Cynical much?
Broken_Erika
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Cyberpig 5000 would be the best poster ever!
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Actually the Chinese government has already started handing out special equipment that looks like sunglasses but actually identifies suspects and malcontents to their security personnel and tells them to arrest those people.
Wait, I've just clicked on the ‘next page’ button. It's a different type of pig.
Broken_Erika
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I skipped over ‘naked man shooting at waffle house’ last week because it sounded too ridiculous and tragic at the same time.
However, this time we get…
However, this time we get…
Your link is broken.
Really?
So they found the car, they looked at each other like doofuses, spent significant time to figure out that this is actually not a movie shoot of some kind.
But then they had to absolutely urgently deal with this to the point of, supposedly, prioritising it - absurdly - over "genuine emergency calls"?
Really?
So there was an emergency that could have been helped by additional firefighters - like, say, a fire - going on while they were doing that?
I find this way of prioritisation really confusing.
Also: Wow, Toronto emergency services are really easily tapped out.
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I am now through multiple links on this event. And i can still find no mention of maybe - wild idea - police pointing out that this is maybe dangerous reckless feces to do. Noho!
But think of the work! They had to do work! Unnecessarily! Because other people were inconsiderate jerks! Imagine for that to happen.... to anybody!
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Look, in what a real hurry they are to get to that fire and all those other emergencies they are neglecting.
They look positively frantic.
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Hey, but i guess this disturbed traffic a lot.
I bet they shut down half of Toronto's motorways over this.
Newscaster:
"It only took firefighters seconds to cut it loose."
"It only took firefighters seconds to cut it loose."
Ok, maybe not.
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Broken_Erika
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whoopsie. no idea how i missed that.Your link is broken.
Looks like they even went through the trouble of removing the windows first. I wonder if they removed the engine and transmission too. That would have made it considerably easier to string it up.
Aw shucks! There goes their originality points.bbc said:
Engineering students are awesome!bbc said:
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Broken_Erika
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Makes me wonder what kind of pranks rocket engineering students pull......
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I'm usually very pro-science, but when I read stuff like this part of me wants to delete the data and put everyone involved in a camp.
Lexicus
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That dystopian future you were talking about, is already here
http://www.fox5dc.com/news/man-tries-to-take-selfie-with-bear-bear-kills-him
http://www.fox5dc.com/news/man-tries-to-take-selfie-with-bear-bear-kills-him
Broken_Erika
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I'm sure his application has already been submitted. I wonder if the Darwin Awards has a Selfie category.....
Lexicus
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The last two sentences prompted my dystopian future comment:
The Hindustan Times said "the fellow passengers who watched the entire act were busy in shooting the incident instead of trying to rescue him."
This is the third wild animal selfie death in this region of India in the past year.
The Hindustan Times said "the fellow passengers who watched the entire act were busy in shooting the incident instead of trying to rescue him."
This is the third wild animal selfie death in this region of India in the past year.
Broken_Erika
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Well, if he was dumb enough to do it......besides, The Indian Justice system has an unfortunate habit of going after people who help victims after an accident and holding them responsible 'cause they can't be bothered to do any actual investigative work. Unless the good Samaritan pays a bribe.....
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