Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? US CDC tells you How!

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The US Federal Government, Center for Disease Control, now offers advice on how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

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There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.

A Brief History of Zombies
We’ve all seen at least one movie about flesh-eating zombies taking over (my personal favorite is Resident EvilExternal Web Site Icon.), but where do zombies come from and why do they love eating brains so much? The word zombie comes from Haitian and New Orleans voodoo origins. Although its meaning has changed slightly over the years, it refers to a human corpse mysteriously reanimated to serve the undead. Through ancient voodoo and folk-lore traditions, shows like the Walking Dead were born.

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Never Fear – CDC is Ready

If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work).

To learn more about what CDC does to prepare for and respond to emergencies of all kinds, visit:
http://emergency.cdc.gov/cdc/orgs_progs.asp

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http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
 
A good way to show the principle of and the importance of real emergency kits and preparedness.

Kind of a bit tiring to see again and again though.
 
This happens in the same week as the apocalypse? Coincidence? I thought so too, until CNN ran a story today on why we should start eating squirrel.

Guys, I'm going to go get some blue-green algae tonight, so I can have power to continue posting here.

Many of us will be lost, a few of us saved. Live your remaining days in formerly frowned upon hedonism and drunken madness. Good night, and good luck.
 
Financial and legal and municipal systems will still be running after the Rapture, Mr Dictator. After all, everyone knows that there are no bankers, lawyers or engineers in heaven! :)
 
Financial and legal and municipal systems will still be running after the Rapture, Mr Dictator. After all, everyone knows that there are no bankers, lawyers or engineers in heaven! :)

I live in Tennessee. Even the methheads are probably going.
 
A good way to show the principle of and the importance of real emergency kits and preparedness.

Kind of a bit tiring to see again and again though.

Eh, it's a clever way to get the message out fresh.

Why anyone would /facepalm this is beyond me. It's no more wasteful than a normal ad campaign encouraging people to build emergency kits.
 
Government departments aren't meant to have a sense of humour.

The information does kinda get lost in the rest of the article, to be honest.
 
5/21 and now this. Maybe this is cdc's way of breaking the ice to the public! ;)

Kinda like how when girls you slept with says "hey wouldn't it be funny if I was pregnant?" You know what to expect next!! Jokes on you. :lol:
 
Someone in government got creative!! :run::run::run:

Must have been one of their advertising consultants.

It is of slight interest to me that their "Zombie(/general disaster) Preparedness Kit" doesn't include any weapons. That's like item #1 for a zombie outbreak! :lol:
 
I'd prefer free market solutions to a Zombie Apocalypse. Sure, maybe government could bail us out, but with private enterprise leading the fight back against undead creatures, profit opportunities abound and that's what's most important in this world.
 
It is a free-market solution. They're telling them to buy the supplies instead of giving it to them.

This is all I have to say
Mind fleshing out your opinion?
 
Someone in government got creative!! :run::run::run:

Must have been one of their advertising consultants.

It is of slight interest to me that their "Zombie(/general disaster) Preparedness Kit" doesn't include any weapons. That's like item #1 for a zombie outbreak! :lol:


This is America. Guns can be assumed. :mischief:
 
Someone in government got creative!! :run::run::run:

Must have been one of their advertising consultants.

It is of slight interest to me that their "Zombie(/general disaster) Preparedness Kit" doesn't include any weapons. That's like item #1 for a zombie outbreak! :lol:

This is America. Guns can be assumed. :mischief:

Arn't guns used to create them? The best weapon against a zombie is to "be" one.:mischief:
 
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