Ask A Girl IV: Boundless Questions

[Mise]

Why can't you do it when other people are around? I do that with people in the house - but we're a musical family so there's constantly some sort of singing/piano/violin/clarinet/trombone/flute going on... Thankfully we live in a detached house so the neighbours don't get angry like ParadigmShifter's do!
And bless your parents, I am evidently far more materialistic than you, my birthday is 2 1/2 months away and I'm already compiling a list

Ehh, I'm just embarrassed by my singing! My guitaring I am less embarrassed about; I'm ok with guitaring while flatmates are around.

How long is the list? Do you just write "I WANT A PONY" 10 times?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

I just wrote songs about fruit and vegetables to avoid the embarrassment.

"They were edible, they were mushrooms"

and

"Cabbages and cauliflowers are marching off to war, cabbages and cauliflowers are breaking down your door!"

etc.

EDIT: And "Bananas are coming, to colonise the World, they come from cosmic planets where banana is the word".

 

[Boundless]

Ehh, I'm just embarrassed by my singing! My guitaring I am less embarrassed about; I'm ok with guitaring while flatmates are around.

How long is the list? Do you just write "I WANT A PONY" 10 times?

I was terrified of horses as a child (god knows why, I love them now), so instead of pony it was 'KITTEN'. I have been known to write 2 though, one joke list and one serious list, because some of what I actually want is totally outlandish and ridiculous. Like number 1 on my most recent list is " 2/3 bed flat in central London, preferably Gloucester Road/High Street Ken area".
Poor parents
And I bet you're a lovely singer! What sort of stuff do you play?

 

[Boundless]

I just wrote songs about fruit and vegetables to avoid the embarrassment.

"They were edible, they were mushrooms"

and

"Cabbages and cauliflowers are marching off to war, cabbages and cauliflowers are breaking down your door!"

etc.

EDIT: And "Bananas are coming, to colonise the World, they come from cosmic planets where banana is the word".

Pleas tell me this is real. I want to see a top 10 hit all about cauliflowers!

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Extreme violence is good too!

"There's nowhere you can run to,
'cos there's nowhere you can hide,
Prepare to die, you have no hope,
you will be sliced and fried, no joke!

Killer beasties, chainsaw carvers,
Rabid loonies, clothes designers,
They sure are BAD VIBE merchants,
artistic severed head arrangers!

THEY IS BAD!
THEY IS MEAN!
THEY IS BEASTIES! BEASTIES!

Mutant Killer Beasties,
Mutant Killer Beasties"

etc.

Also:

"There's a trained killer,
He is trained to kill.
He deals death,
Death is what he deals.

He's gonna bite you
Bite you
BITE YOU TILL YOU'RE DEAD!

There's a hamster,
A ninja combat hamster.
He's got teeth,
Teeth as sharp as teeth.

HE'S GONNA BITE YOU!"

etc.

EDIT: Of course it's real. I have many many more fruit/vegetable songs if you are interested.

 

[Mise]

I was terrified of horses as a child (god knows why, I love them now), so instead of pony it was 'KITTEN'. I have been known to write 2 though, one joke list and one serious list, because some of what I actually want is totally outlandish and ridiculous. Like number 1 on my most recent list is " 2/3 bed flat in central London, preferably Gloucester Road/High Street Ken area".
Poor parents

My ex-flatmates got kittens recently (they actually stopped renting with me because the landlord wouldn't let us keep pets). They are too cute! When I move in to my new flat I'm definitely getting one...

And I bet you're a lovely singer! What sort of stuff do you play?

I'm a terrible singer. I play Ramones-inspired pop-punk, though, so I don't need to be good . Do you share your family's musicalness?

 

[PeteAtoms]

I'd like to know any sort of differences between:

For guys: "hot" vs "handsome"
For gals: "hot" vs "cute" vs "beautiful"

They can't mean exactly the same thing, but I'm wondering what the nuance differences are...

 

[nato2101]

For gals: "hot" vs "cute" vs "beautiful"

I always thought "hot" was a comment on physique/body, like fit. And the difference between cute and beautiful is cute would be more down to Earth but not "perfect" in looks, beautiful would look more stuck up

 

[Perfection]

Why is your location a park bench?

You're not one of those women who feed the sky rats are you?

 

[Boundless]

EDIT: Of course it's real. I have many many more fruit/vegetable songs if you are interested.

That song literally had me in hysterics for about 5 minutes. Especially, "A ninja combat hamster. He's got teeth, Teeth as sharp as teeth". I'm very interested.

My ex-flatmates got kittens recently (they actually stopped renting with me because the landlord wouldn't let us keep pets). They are too cute! When I move in to my new flat I'm definitely getting one...

I'm a terrible singer. I play Ramones-inspired pop-punk, though, so I don't need to be good . Do you share your family's musicalness?

Eeee I'm definitely having 2 cats, 2 dogs and a house rabbit. And then I want enough land to have lots of outside animals too! I love animals
I do I do! I play piano, sing and play clarinet to a fairly good standard, and occasionally pick up the violin(din) if I can be bothered. Music is in my blooood I love it!

I'd like to know any sort of differences between:

For guys: "hot" vs "handsome"
For gals: "hot" vs "cute" vs "beautiful"

They can't mean exactly the same thing, but I'm wondering what the nuance differences are...

Men -
Handsome:

or someone like George Clooney.
Hot:

or someone like Sawyer from lost

(NB this is all totally my opinion )

Girls:
Hot - Charlize Theron in the Dior advert. Enough said. Or Gisele Bundchen in general.
Cute - Eeeep a lot harder to define. I can't think of a celebrity who is cute. But there is definitely a type. Help me out anyone?
Beautiful - Heidi Klum, Lily Cole, Alessandra Ambrosio, Dree Hemingway - any top, top, high fashion model is absolutely beautiful!

Why is your location a park bench?

You're not one of those women who feed the sky rats are you?

I don't know why I'm on a park bench. I'm definitely not on one right now, I'm in bed . I hate birds, especially pigeons. In fact I make a good point of not going to Trafalgar Square so I can avoid them.

Edit: looking at those photos, Colin Farrell and Ben Hill look almost identical. Basically hot is rough round the edges and handsome is neat and tidy to me!

 

[Loppan Torkel]

Men -
Handsome: or someone like George Clooney.
Hot: or someone like Sawyer from lost

Edit: looking at those photos, Colin Farrell and Ben Hill look almost identical. Basically hot is rough round the edges and handsome is neat and tidy to me!

So.. most guys wouldn't mind seeing two girls make out.. Would Ben Hill making out with Colin Farrell do anything for you?

 

[civ_king]

Why does D&D seem to have an amazingly high ratio of beautiful intelligent women players to women players?

 

[Boundless]

Why does D&D seem to have an amazingly high ratio of beautiful intelligent women players to women players?

...it's a game based on Dungeons and Dragons. I assume beautiful women have other things to do with their times like look in the mirror...
Intelligent though, you've scuppered me.

So.. most guys wouldn't mind seeing two girls make out.. Would Ben Hill making out with Colin Farrell do anything for you?

Depends on whether I'm involved in this situation or not

 

[PeteAtoms]

Why does D&D seem to have an amazingly high ratio of beautiful intelligent women players to women players?

This might be of interest to you

 

[Yared]

What are some of the more disturbing/disgusting/weird stuff that girls do when alone or when they're alone with their girlfriends?

 

[Boundless]

What are some of the more disturbing/disgusting/weird stuff that girls do when alone or when they're alone with their girlfriends?

What sort of stuff are you implying? I think everyone does the most weird stuff on their own... that makes sense... but er... yeah, elaborate!

 

[W|M]

I demand that PS's song lyrics be in a metal song.

Also, what do you think of Johnny Depp's looks? I've been told I look like him.

 

[nato2101]

I demand that PS's song lyrics be in a metal song.

Also, what do you think of Johnny Depp's looks? I've been told I look like him.

Such claims can't be made without corroboration. Maybe they must meant you look like a weirdo

 

[Boundless]

I demand that PS's song lyrics be in a metal song.

Also, what do you think of Johnny Depp's looks? I've been told I look like him.

You're doing VERY VERY well my friend.

I've had some of the worst celebrity lookalike comparisons going...

 

[W|M]

You're doing VERY VERY well my friend.

On that note, I've also been described as looking like Michael Jackson, Paulo Ferrera, Jesus Christ, the Joker and John Lennon. How well am I doing?