classical_hero
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I am most definitely not catholic, since I do believe in bight control.
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I am most definitely not catholic, since I do believe in bight control.
bathsheba666
Fast 'n Bulbous
I suggest you find a less rigorous method than abstinence.
Mise
isle of lucy
typo?What exactly is bight control?
Boundless
Deity
Why was I not aware of this Catholic/virginity link everyone keeps making?
Abaddon
Deity
Pretty sure Catholics are not meant to have sex before marriage.
@Classical.. you are, and without religious reasons to not?!?
@Classical.. you are, and without religious reasons to not?!?
Holycannoli
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There's a lot of men who don't. They're considered "feminine" and the choice of lonely grown women. They don't realize that under all that grace and cuteness they're the deadliest and most effective hunter on the planet. No creature on the planet is better at hunting what they hunt than the common house cat.
(the last stray I took in two winters ago used to leave mouse heads at my back door for me, while she sat at the far side of the deck with the body. It was morbidly adorable).
And please don't turn this into a virgin/catholic thread. This thread is actually pretty fun which is rare here, let's not ruin it.
nato2101
Prince
Hmm, might be a cultural thing but over here most men dislike cats because they are selfish not because they are feminine. Chihuahuas and those rat-like mini-dogs are feminine.
LucyDuke
staring at the clock
That's by choice, isn't it?
nato2101
Prince
Cats are self-reliant, not selfish.A rather masculine virtue, when you stop to think about it!
Loyalty is masculine, repaying the favour of being given a place to live and food is manly, protecting those who have shown you love is, etc, etc, et, the behaviour of dogs is closer to any traditional view of masculinity. Being a "self-reliant" selfish little bugger is actually more similar to a child than a man
Loyalty is masculine, repaying the favour of being given a place to live and food is manly, protecting those who have shown you love is, etc, etc, et, the behaviour of dogs is closer to any traditional view of masculinity. Being a "self-reliant" selfish little bugger is actually more similar to a child than a man
Hahaha, well played.
Let's turn it around, though... is it manly to be so needy that you pee on the floor or eat the furniture if you aren't given enough attention? Is it manly to eat so much you puke? (Okay, that might be manly actually. Stupid, but manly.) Is it manly to depend so wholly on others for your happiness and well-being? Is it manly to go into hysterics if your routine is disturbed? Is it manly to eat your own poop? The answer to all these questions is NO. Dogs do all of these things, cats don't do any of them. Thus, cats are more masculine. I win!
nato2101
Prince
Hahaha, well played.
The answer to all these questions is NO. Dogs do all of these things, cats don't do any of them. Thus, cats are more masculine. I win!
Cats eat their own hair and choke on it (and I've only seen women suck on their own hair)
Cats "test"/ spend way too much time on their "nails" (claws? whatever they're called) which again is generally a female trait.
And dogs are not wholly dependent on others for their happiness, quite the opposite they are easily entertained by the simplest things like chasing their tails. Also they like cars just like men
Dogs save lives (in the mountains, in the sea, etc.) and help the needy (blind, and other medical conditions)
Would you settle for a draw and agree neither is particularly "manly"? Everyone knows the sloth is the manliest animal anyway.
ParadigmShifter
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I can suck on my own hair.
Cats are cool.
Cats are cool.
nato2101
Prince
You can or you do? Having long hair is one thing, sucking on it is another.
ParadigmShifter
Random Nonsense Generator
I can.
I sometimes put my hair in my mouth while I am thinking about some really difficult data extraction.
EDIT: But more in a nibble than a suck kind of way.
I sometimes put my hair in my mouth while I am thinking about some really difficult data extraction.
EDIT: But more in a nibble than a suck kind of way.
nato2101
Prince
Ahha! Men don't suck, it is not required of us. Even when consuming a gobstopper or really really cold ice-pop a man must chew and down a few
whilst doing it.
Boundless
Deity
...I have hair down to my...well, I don't know, but it's super long. There's nothing impressive about that
As for cats, they literally have the perfect life. Do what they want, when they want, hunt mice and ickle birdies and cuddles whenever they like before they get bored and skulk off again. And my cat's allowed to sleep on my bed when I'm on my own
ParadigmShifter
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Try being a hirsute man in a city full of baldies. I bet you don't get called Jesus/Russell Brand on a daily basis.
nato2101
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...I have hair down to my...well, I don't know, but it's super long. There's nothing impressive about that
As for cats, they literally have the perfect life. Do what they want, when they want, hunt mice and ickle birdies and cuddles whenever they like before they get bored and skulk off again. And my cat's allowed to sleep on my bed when I'm on my own
Sorry but that is the description of a manwhore, well apart from the mice bit; but mwhores are always on the prowl for ickle birdies, and of course cuddle would be a euphemism in the description.
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