Is it true you deep fry butter now? This is being flippant but I have heard it.
What are your views on the bucky culture?
How is gang violence coming on? Have the latest efforts in this direction been successful?
Do you think minimum pricing on alcohol is a good idea?
Do you own and wear a kilt on special occasions?
Is the Brave Heart culture still going on?
What are your hopes for an independent Scotland?
What are your hopes for England?
What do you think of the sectarian divide?
etc etc etc
Unless Scotland becomes a republic, the Queen is still the head of state and the Prince of Wales is still the Duke of Cornwall & Rothesay, Lord Great Steward etc. Given Salmond's farcical expectations for an independent Scotland to keep the British army, the BBC and the NHS, amongst others, I think border controls will be the least of your worries!
More worryingly, a few weeks ago I caught one of my well-heeled, educated and well-brought-up public schoolboys eating one - they'd taken the Mars Bar down to the local chip shop and asked to have it deep-fried. I despair for our young people.
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