Ask an Austrian

How does seeing the past glory of your nation compared to the (realitive) insignificance of it today make you feel?

Is there any attempt, insignificant it may be, to get a Hapsburg back on the throne?

How would you describe Vienna compared to other world cities?

What would you say be the biggest difference between Austrian German to German German?

How does your country handle history classes?
 
When you leave your country, do people make fun of you by calling you a Nazi?

sometimes. you then have three possible reactions to choose from:
declare yourself austrian, not german.
do your best hitler impersonation and hope to get laughs.
explain that the war is over.

Came across this recently, so this thread comes in handy: do you know what's up with the hammer and sickle in your coat of arms?

the hammer symbolises the working class, the sickle the peasants.

the crown in form of a city wall, btw, symbolises the bourgeousie.

What culturally defines the Austrian people as a separate people from the Germans? Do austrians define themselves primarily by their differences from the Germans (like the Canadians with the US)?

what defines austrians as seperate people first and foremost is the language.
austrian dialects are nearly incomprehensible for a north german (though most are quite similar to bavarian dialects) and vice versa.
(except for vorarlbergian, which is closely related to swiss german and thus incromprehensible to almost everyone.)
now you might ask why dont you see yourself as part of bavaria then, well, bavaria itself is very keen on seeing itself as an independent entity withing the german federation, vividly highlighting their borders in common conscience at every opportunity.

furthermore, it's simply calling ourselves austrians, not ethnically german.
speaking of ethnic germans is reserved for neo-nazis and their political extensions.

then theres hatred of the germans out if an inferiority complex. comes in handy.


How often do people mistakenly refer to your country as Eastern European?

never. though people from western europe who have never been this far east might be impressed how close to this mythical eastern europe they have ended up.

How many kangaroos have you stumbled upon today?

i just got up so only one. it was drinking out of the toilet when i wanted to do my morning piss. ended up in an epic boxing fight nobody was able to decisively win. we deferred the fight out of mutual respect and i let it out through the door.

Do you sound like Hitler when you're angry?

although i switch between high german and dialect, my high german never sounds THAT correct.
regarding the voice: yes.

Are Austrians worse at geography or economics?

i dont know, i just had me some eastern european eucalyptus salad which was unregulatedly full of pesticides and radioactive material, so i'm a bit dizzy now.

How does seeing the past glory of your nation compared to the (realitive) insignificance of it today make you feel?

i dont see an imperialist monarchy that is social-politically way behind its peers as particularly glorious.


Is there any attempt, insignificant it may be, to get a Hapsburg back on the throne?

there are insignificant attempts to give them the right to be elected back.
otto and his son are particularly annoying and i wish they had just gone romanov on them in 1919.

How would you describe Vienna compared to other world cities?

smaller? with 1.7 million inhabitants it's not particularly a metropolis compared to most "world cities".

What would you say be the biggest difference between Austrian German to German German?

i dont even know where to begin. ask a linguist.
for sound samples:

austrian:

Link to video.

north german:
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How does your country handle history classes?

al lot of ancent civilizations, fall of rome, on to charlemagne, some crusading, quickly on to the renaissance and columbus, colonization while lucky austria marries an empire, napoleon kills andreas hofer, industrial revolution, vienna congress, 1848 fails spectacularly, maria theresia rules!, someone kills princip and inexplicably the first world war begins, people die, but not hitler, bam, end of the monarchies, some revolution in russia led by stalin or something, golden 20s, crashing down in 29, austrofascism?, quickly on to anschluss and world war 2, battle, battle, battle, battle, kz, kz, kz, kz, alllies win, cold war, time is up, sorry.
 
I like austrian much more, dont know why. :D
 
i dont know, i just had me some eastern european eucalyptus salad which was unregulatedly full of pesticides and radioactive material, so i'm a bit dizzy now.

You totally should dig this Holzer dude moar to avoid that happening in future.
 
declare yourself austrian, not german.
There's that German saying which goes "Austria's greatest achievement is turning Beethoven into an Austrian and Hitler into a German" :p
 
How often do you eat sachertorte? Do you have a good recipe?
 
How do Austrians feel about South Tryol, and people who want it to become a part of Austria again?

when austiran neo-nazis picked up the issue and started to blow up stuff during the seventies it became kind of a taboo topic for mainstream politics.
i think they themselves are happy with their special status within the italian republic and so be it.

How often do you eat sachertorte? Do you have a good recipe?

i dont like pastry all that much, so very, very rarely.
cant give you a good recipe, sorry.
 
that's not an identity i am perceived as by anyone in my environment, so no.
probably if i was living abroad.

What about other Austrians? When I lived in Germany I seem to remember this sentiment in the culture that Germanness as a concept was something that was important to the German people.. and by Germanness I mean all the cultures that speak German or have ties to Germany.. you know.. mostly Germany, Austria, and Switzerland, but also all the other German speakers around the world.
 
And do you feel connections with, say Dutch or Scandinavians, based on that Germanness?
 
What kind of food do you eat there?and those dialects, do you study diferent grammars in school, or its just tradition passed by people?
 
How often do people mistakenly refer to your country as Eastern European?

How many kangaroos have you stumbled upon today?

Do you sound like Hitler when you're angry?

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It's been almost 100 years since the Hapsburgs were ousted after over 500 years. Do young Austrians (16 to 40) think much about that heritage or do they relate to Austria as the "modern neutral" it has been since 1945?
 
Are holocaust denial and Nazi symbols illegal in Austria like in Germany? I know it's obnoxious but I have to ask, what do Austrians think of The Sound of Music? Do they think it's really stupid? What about Arnold Schwarzeneggar (sp?)
 
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