ASNES-Operation motherhen

das said:
OOC: Why didn't we complete our offensive as planned?

Shouldn't our zombie labour increase economy? I mean, lots of "zombies" in factories tend to increase production...


good luck inventing new stuff...zombies dont tend to be dynamic :)
 
OOC: Jason, what makes you so sure? You ever watched a zombie research team?

And besides, we aren't the brain-eating kind of zombies. We are more similar to the Borg, I think.

Okay, here is how zombie (Queztal) research works in my opinion. Lots of zombies memorize all the stuff we know in that area, since they are zombies they won't be distracted and won't fill their minds with some nonesense like having a life (this, by the way, is the main advantage of zombie NES mods over living NES mods, which is why I think we should get some to this forum :lol: ), so they won't forget. They will also memorize the objective (which is set by the Few, who are very smart zombies that are limited only by being very loyal to the Queztal League and Queztal Teaching, though otherwise their minds are equal, if not superior, to these of normal humans - probably superior since they too don't have a life). Then they will check various ways of achieving that objective using their knowledge (another advantage of zombies over humans is the lack of moral and religious restrictions, and also the fact that they will not concern themselves with personal safety...).

So, what was that about zombies not being dynamic, Mr. Living Person?
 
OOC: @ Das, how do these zombies *ahem* reproduce?
 
Amon isn't back until Monday remember
 
From: Ottoman Empire
To: World

All civilized nations on the globe are invited to open up an embassy to the Ottoman Empire. All such embassies should be in the vicinity of Istanbul.
 
Aftonbladet

King Couldnt care less

The King is quoted saying: I couldnt care less about this war, blah, colonial war. Give me a real war! Its much more fun with a full scale invasion!

Still no sign of missing women

There is still no sign of 50 women who just disapeard some time ago. Rumours want it tough that they have been sighted one some minor island outside Africa.

Minister runs away with Circus!

The Swedish millitary advisor has joined a circus! Its still unconfirmed what circus, but it is belived to be a French one. "Ive always belived i shoul be a clown" states happy advisor.

Orders:

Continue claiming land on Madagascar.
Use all economy on Industry!
 
OOC: @ Das, how do these zombies *ahem* reproduce?

Do you really want to know? If you do, well, kinda like ordinary people, but you ever heard of "controlled economics"?

BTW, I think we've got two stalins and one karl marx. Now we need an engels, a lenin, a trotsky, a kalinin, a zhukov, a mao tse tung and maybe a molotov (and perhaps some later-day Soviet and communist leaders).

very slowly

You will probably call me sick, but did you ever see zombies reproducing?
 
Pictures From the Front!
A painting by one of Britains most famous artists
 

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OOC:That "ambush" of urs were just made up of merchants! And the "army" they're fighting r merchants as well! This is outrageous! More reason for France to attack England though....
 
Ottoman Empire
Orders:
4 economy to Army.
3 economy to Technology.
1 economy given to Persia.
Upgrade equipment to level 2 on 16,000 veterans.
Continue on current trade route.
Project-Allah's Will-Increaces Southward expansion and increaces infrastructure every fifth turn. ?/?
Troop deployment by PM.
 
merchants? They were iriqoius warriors! Cant you see the feathered headress

and the evil farmers were workers evilly producing food for the evil iriquois...

but we still will negotiate peace, the worldwide political conqeuencesare far too great for such a small peice of land
 
From: Ottoman Empire
To: Russia

We wish to negotiate an armistice with you. We will return all Russian POW's we've captured in exchange for the return of all Ottoman land Russia is currently occupying. At this point, all hostilities will be ceased.
 
alex994 said:
OOC:That "ambush" of urs were just made up of merchants! And the "army" they're fighting r merchants as well! This is outrageous! More reason for France to attack England though....

I wonder if someone is trying to keep Europe divided and distracted so that they can dominate asia and eventually Europe with the help of Prussover
 
your sick!

Told you so...

and the evil farmers were workers evilly producing food for the evil iriquois...

EVUL! But we're eviler...

I wonder if someone is trying to keep Europe divided and distracted so that they can dominate asia and eventually Europe with the help of Prussover

Europe is already divided as it is. Don't I remember someone's PM?
 
Nope!
 
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