ASNES: The best thing since peanut butter and Jelly

ok Amon, life is back to normal and I am back. Now the game begins!
 
@josef-no
@Ovulator-You can use the gold you make this turn.
 
btw,I aplaud all your efforts to get orders in real fast :D.

Josef and Stormbringer,get orders in tomarrow.I update then!*plays heroic music*
 
Amon Savag said:
Josef and Stormbringer,get orders in tomarrow.I update then!*plays heroic music*
Hey, don't forget me! :sad:

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When the messanger told me that two more villages were willing to join us, I could have kissed him! BabylonStier seemed to be a better explorer than I was, but as long as he's on my side, I don't really care. I decided to expand north of Baghdad. It's the nearest region which isn't already under our control and it's probably a pretty fertile. My chances of finding another village or something else there should be quite good. I sent the messanger back to Baghdad, where he should tell the Kröte-Brothers to build a road to my new villages. Two villages in the outskirts of nowhere aren't a big help if they haven't got any connection to the rest of my empire!

BabylonStiers Expansion was going pretty well, 2 villages in 3 Months is more than he expected. The inhabitants of An-Rurkuk and Hadhita had welcomed him extremely friendly. There weren't many survivors of the "Big Event" which had destroyed all the old civilizations, so they were happy to find out that a new empire was establishing itself in the region, which would end the momentaneous anarchy. But BabylonStier didn't just want to find more villages, he wanted to find the sea and claim its shore for mesopotamia! Maybe they could find other lords by ship and start trading with them or something. He knew it lied west, so that's where he was going to go.

"Build a road to my new villages? Doesn't he know where they are? They are dozens of miles away and Hadhita is on the opposite site of a river!!!" TigrisKröte lamented when he heard the orders. "So what?" sighed his brother "If it's on the other side of the river, we'll simply build a bridge! The People will thank us for it! It's annoying, always having to use ferries or swim!" TigrisKröte looked desperate, especially since EuphratKröte didn't seem to care that much. "But I don't know how to build bridges! I'm a farmer and merchant and no architect or roadworker!" he complained. "Well", his brother said "don't think of it as a duty think of it as a challenge! At least I'll do. How about I build the road and bridge from Al-Rurkuk to Hadhita and you build the road from New Babylon to Al-Rurkuk?" TigrisKröte still wasn't very happy with his work, but when EuphratKröte asked if he rather wanted to build the bridge he finally accepted.


ORDERS:
BaghdadPferd(500men) : explore and expand the region north and northeast of Baghdad
BabylonStier(400men) : explore and expand westwards
TigrisKröte(50men) : raise economy by building a road connecting New Babylon and An-Rurkuk
EuphratKröte(50men) : raise economy by constructing a bridge across the Euphrates and then building a road to connect Hadhita to our road-network(map)
 
Conen was finishing up his fish dinner, Amog, I like the fish, I promote you to head economic person. Now, go get me some beef. Here is 2 gold, go start a cow farm. Clarissa, I need more people to boss around, go and search Constapationople and find me another servent. I'll go and find a nice vacation home.

Give Amog 2 gold to start a cow farm.

Clarissa go find me another officer, do whatever you can to get him.

Conen sail around the Aegean with 500 men with whatever galleys I need and sail to Athens.
 
Vecheslav(Stormbringer)+Has Janice as g/f+
Personality: Minister
Startout position: Camp on the Baltic near Riga
Troops:0 men (no arms)
Training:
Econom/Stored:3/0
War/Lea/Int/Pol/Cha
8 /7 /17 /19 /16

Amon Savag(Loyalty:83)
Personality:General
Startout position:Camp on the Baltic near Riga
Troops:800 men (580 horses/580 spears)
Training:59
Economy/Stored:0/2
War/Lea/Int/Pol/Cha
18 /20 /18 /17 /9

Halfgar(Loyalty:60)
Personality: Retainer
Startout location:Camp on the Baltic near Riga
Troops:0 men (No arms)
Training:
Economy/Stored:0/0
War/Lea/Int/Pol/Cha
16 /6 /13 /10 /18


Story:
Vecheslav and Halfgar were sitting in Vecheslav's tent. The tent was rather roomy, the largest one in the camp, with furs on the floor, and a decent fire going as well as some furniture. Overall it was a nice and cozy place. The fire reflected on the walls and it was even warm enough to take off the fur coats both of them have been wearing due to the poor Baltic weather.
Vecheslav was sitting in a big chair a little bit away from the table. The light from the fire cast shadows from the bottles on the tables onto him, and the dancing shapes created different designs on his simple robes. He had a class in his hand which he had been drinking from for a while now, to supplement the fried rabbit that the friends have shared for dinner.
Halfgar, a handsome young man, was sitting in a chair closer to the table, pooring himself and Vecheslav the wine that they were drinking. The light from the fire made his fase look even more attractive than usual, and any girl, if she be present, would instantly fall in love with him.
A girl was indeed present, but she did not fall in love with Halfgar. She already loved him to begin with, and she was in love with Vecheslav. It is Janice, Vecheslav's girlfriend, who is half sitting and half laying on Vecheslav's knees, asleep.
Vecheslav and Halfgar were talking quitely, as not to wake up Janice, about which dog is best for the hunt they planned tomorrow. Vecheslav was carefully caressing Janice's hair and Halfgar was pooring himself more wine.
Just as that was going on, the door to the tent flew open and a tall, well built man with long dark hair, dressed in a large fun coat stumbled in. The burst of cold wind made Vecheslav, who was wearing only a robe, shiver, and almost woke Janice up. The look Vecheslav gave this new guest was not a pleasant one.
Halfgar, on the other hand, jumped up to greet this newcomer, and even took his coat. Under it was a chain mail that Amon was very proud of. Indeed, the name of our newcomer was Amon Savag, and he was the third and last of the officers that Vecheslav has gathered. Vecheslav pointed to a chair and tried to indicate that Amon should be quite, since Janice is sleeping. It did not work as planned.
-I know where the chair is, ole guvna, poor me some wine!
Janice twisted in Vecheslav's arms, ready to wake up
-Poor him some wine,-whispered Vecheslav, putting his hand on Janice's head and calming her down. Then he gave Amon another meaningful look, but by that time Amon was already up again and talking.
-So what now? I trained your men, you have the biggest army I have ever seen! When do we fight?
-All in due time...-Vecheslav was more concerned with playing with Janice's hair than with who and when they were going to fight, and that did not go well with Amon's plans.
-You stop that and listen to me!-Amon was practically yelling.
-No, you listen to me.-Vecheslav was still calm and relaxed -I do not want to do anything tonight except enjoy myself, and I have a note for you from your girl, so I think you will have no problem with that.
Amon quickly became quite and looked at Vecheslav as if he never even wished for any war
-The note is over there,-Vecheslav pointed to a counter -Go and enjoy yourself.
Amon quickly walked over to the counter and took the note. When he read it a smile crossed his fase, something his friends saw so rarely.
-What does it say.-Halfgar always wanted to know everything
-"Hey there love. I'm bored, so I'm writing you about how much I love you "-Amon looked up for a moment, -Ahwww..She's so sweet..I feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Both of his friends had to work hard to not laugh out loud at that.
-Go and have fun Amon,-That was Vecheslav talking,-and I will have my fun
Amon left quickly, forgetting even his coat...
 
@OxfordPferd-Sorry ole guvna!I don't know how I could forget you and Conen the Great :( Update starting now,although I do have to sleep soon,so it will be done in the morning tomarrow.

EDIT-You guys that have decided "I wanna wait till the last moment to get orders in" you have till tomarrow morning when I wake up to go to prison to get them in (Prison=School)
 
Alexander's Orders

Spend 5 gold on men, and continue to advance south, to the former city of Paris for Alexander.

Send 4 gold to Boostrap, and have him continue to recover, while looking for a great Warrior named Amon The Great(if that's not possible, Stormbringer Jose)
 
Josef Stalin(Josef)+Has an old lady(Josefina)+
Personality: Minister
Startout position: (Castle) London
Troops:500 men (No arms)
Training:40
Navy:6 Galleys
Economy/Stored:5/8
War/Lea/Int/Pol/Cha
7 /15 /16 /20(22)/13
*Has book "Seeds of Life" (+2 Pol)

Dick Smack(Loyalty:50)
Personality:Warrior
Startout position: London (Castle)
Troops:0 men (No arms)
Training:
Economy/Stored:0/0
War/Lea/Int/Pol/Cha
19 /14 /3 /7 /5

Jared MacDougal(Storm Rider)
Personality: Warrior
Startout position: London (Castle)
Troops:620 men (640 swords/100 spears)
Training:40
Economy/Stored:0/0
War/Lea/Int/Pol/Cha
19 /17 /14 /10 /6

Leon Trotsky(Karl_Marx)(Grand Erotican)
Personality: General
Startout position: London (Castle)
Troops:420 men (100 spears)
Training:40
Economy/Stored:0/0
War/Lea/Int/Pol/Cha
10 /18 /16 /16 /8

have dick sail out with 50 men and all the galleys from josefs army and head due south to find the normans, after finding normany hug the coast east until he reaches denmark, use the danish knowledge to travel to sweden and find some swedish women. Search for officers the whole time and relics as well.

send this message to aarvand and castilde (whatever their names were)
"You have seen the might of the British army, and our ranks have already been refilled double since our last engagement. Join us (officer) now and you will be granted full amnesty as well as keeping command of your current army and joining the ever growing British Empire"

have josef put 4 eco into training 400 more men for Storms army, and have him and karl continue to march northward in hopes of engaging any enemy army up there, wary of ambushes and such, use karl as a sort of bail out force again.

send 1 eco to castilde as per our agreement

Rename the country "The British Empire", crown Josef King of Britain
 
wait amon
i did not give orders yet!
you cant update

vecheslav takes amon's money and buys horses and spears
Amon goes expanding
the other guy improves economy
 
Kingdom Of Pelargir
Lord Taa'u-------Lady Lutra
Comands 400 troops
1st Division
Captain Benny
1st Lt. Triss

Orders:
Taa'u: Buy one gold worth of soldiers and give them too Benny
Benny: Buy one gold worth of galleys
Triss: Help the commoners build farms around the new Pelargir to increase gold
 
Sorry for no update...I woke up late this morning,and had to go right away :( Update is being finished now.
 
I continue the charge as specified in Josef's orders.
 
[dumb joke at amon's expence]
wow, amon, this must be one tough game to mod, its taking like 5 hours to just finish an update, i'd hate to think what a whole update takes. yikes.
[/end dumb joke]
lol. sorry.
 
Roddy, esli uz kovo rugat' za eto to menya, ya nad nim izdevaus' i ne dau zakonchit'
 
nu tak otstan' ot nego i day konchet' cheloveku svoyo delo.

wow, that looks wierd. and i thought english words in russian letters were wierd, this is way wierder.
 
kak ze, delaet on svoe delo, k nimu ego devushka prishla, no seychas vrode opiat zanyalsya delom, tak chto skoro budet
 
Hey Roddy,and all others that think I'm taking too long.

CRAM IT!

I had **** to do,and if you're going to spam in my thread,do it in english,bastard.

True story,I was updateing and getting done,then my computer froze and I lost everything.I'll still get the damn update done here in a few,but it will be very half assed because I'm pissed.
 
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