Being George Dubya

First thing: I'd rush to the bedroom and clambor atop luscious Laura Bush.
 
I would change the national athem to "Free Bird" By Lynard Skynard and then I would reinvent myself as a populist.
 
Don't lie, Tragdor - I know you would burninate the countryside, burninate the peasants, burninate the thatch roof cottages... ;)
 
(Don't lie, Tragdor - I know you would burninate the countryside, burninate the peasants, burninate the thatch roof cottages... )
True but I won't do that as GWB I would do that as Ivan the terrible when I wake up as him in four weeks. After that maybe Donald Trump.:lol:
 
I must point out that the sacrifice to Odin should be hanging and then spearing, not shooting as Curt suggested.

And you make the presumption that Odin would want to accept these sacrifices. I think he would prefer people of courage... ;)
 
This comment could have come in any number of threads but I'll say it here with Dubya's voice - it's great to see you around stormerne.
 
That's certiamoniously gratificacious of you Sultan! ;)
 
I'd hire a few interns and lock the door to the Oval Office. :mischief:

Honestly, I'd actually focus more on America's domestic issues (school, medicare, state budget crises) and shifting a bit of the weight off foreign affairs, but not too much to jeopardize the security of our troops overseas or America itself. However if I said what I'd encourage the Republicans would hate Bush and screw him over, because I'd turn him into a moderate liberal democrat.
 
I'd actually focus more on America's domestic issues (school, medicare, state budget crises) and shifting a bit of the weight off foreign affairs, but not too much to jeopardize the security of our troops overseas or America itself. However if I said what I'd encourage the Republicans would hate Bush and screw him over, because I'd turn him into a moderate liberal democrat.

Honestly, I'd hire a few interns and lock the door to the Oval Office. :mischief:

Apologies to Jeratain.
 
I`m Bush: Put a gun in my mouth and squeeze...but knowing how Dumbya I am...I`ll think 0+0 = 6 bullets and the hammer will just click at me...click click click...click click....hmm nothing...then I`ll forget about the whole thing and go invade Iran or Syria...
 
Step 1) Admit the truth about Iraq not having WoMDs

Step 2) Fire the entire government

Step 3) Cede the Northern States to Canada and Southern to Mexico (Solve the worlds problems)

Step 4) Hope I can get back into my own body.
 
Originally posted by stormerne
I must point out that the sacrifice to Odin should be hanging and then spearing, not shooting as Curt suggested.

And you make the presumption that Odin would want to accept these sacrifices. I think he would prefer people of courage... ;)
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And I would contact Stormerne and offer him the office of high 'priest of homeland heathenism.'

Then I would invade and eradicate the vatican city!

Freedom fried, yeah! :goodjob:
 
Originally posted by CurtSibling
I would wear a Wehrmacht uniform and shout: "WeinProben!" after every sentence.

And then imprison anyone who looked at me funny...
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A 'Weinproben', afaik, means a wine test or wine tastery.... What about it?
 
How many Americans watching me on CNN would know that?
Sounds good to the untrained ears!
 
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