Being George Dubya

[bobgote]

I would concede defeat to the iraqi forces and let them occupy the US. would be interesting to see what saddam would do if he ACTUALLY had a whole bunch of WMDs

Well i think i'd have to make laws to make the media umm, what's the word? i dunno. make them actually tell the whole truth anyway - unbiased? no that don't go far enough. you get what I mean.

then maybe reinstate the original constitution

 

[Toasty]

...does this mean George Bush has control over MY body ?!

 

[Elden]

Originally posted by Toasty
...does this mean George Bush has control over MY body ?!

If so I would have to improson him/my body til I regained control

 

[CurtSibling]

If he had your body, he would go off and make you rich, using shady deals and extortion!

While you have fun in his, at the local red light district.

When you switch back, everyone is happy.

We have a movie idea here, I tells ya!

 

[carlosMM]

Originally posted by Tragdor
You wake up tommorw only to find that the house your staying at is 1600 Pennslyiana Ave Washington D.C. You see yourself in the mirror and YOU are George W Bush. What would you do? If you idealogy is different how would you explian you sudden change of belives?

if I had his brain, too: bomb Syria, Iran, Lebanon, Israel, Korea......

if I kept my brain: I'd Mölleman!

 

[meldor]

Let me be the first to say that I am oh so happy that, given the majority of respnses, it will never happen.

 

[Stapel]

I think I would continue in his style (if possible). But I would spread rumours about having a gay relationship with stagiair at the whitehouse. After a few months of press speculation, I would 'admit' being gay since my college years.

I'm just very curious on the reactions that would give!

 

[Elden]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
We have a movie idea here, I tells ya!

Like "Being John Malkovich"?
"Being Dubya" would be worse.
If you've never seen "Being John Malkovich" don't!!!

 

[alamo]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
First thing: I'd rush to the bedroom and clambor atop luscious Laura Bush.

No fish-out-of-water antics for me - straight to work:

revoking all executive orders
withdraw troops from afghanistan and iraq
appointing administration replacements
dissolve the dept of homeland insecurity
propose legislation to reform
- the patriot (scoundrel's last refuge) act
- the presidential election system
- the political appointment of federal judges
- the tax code (define a measure of fairness - not a giveaway)
- the federal tax-n-spend gravy train
- all entitlement systems (phase them out)
- lax regulations (either enforce them or change them!)

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Elden


Like "Being John Malkovich"?
"Being Dubya" would be worse.
If you've never seen "Being John Malkovich" don't!!!

Your worries are unfounded, I will never see such a movie!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by meldor
Let me be the first to say that I am oh so happy that, given the majority of respnses, it will never happen.

Oh, learn to have a laugh!

Most of them are humorous.