CapNES2: The New Shuffle

[andis-1]

andis-1: The weapons part was secret. There are punishments for people who mention secret things... Just don't do it again.

Well i have very good spies

 

[Capulet]

No.

No, you do not.

 

[Toteone]

[I am going to try that cavaliere thing and see where honor leads me...]
[seeing as how I already have one or two unlikely intel. leaks... this is more interesting anyway. Hey Mods, what about introducing a certain game rule to some of your games that is quite popular... you have to declare war to attack the next round?]

The Kingdom of Sweden-Denmark-Norway declares it's support for Poland.
The Kingdom of Sweden-Denmark-Norway declares war on the Holy Roman Empire.

The Kingdom of Sweden-Denmark-Norway urges the Grand Coalition to send large quantities of men and material to destroy the outdated 'Holy' 'Roman' 'Empire' or lose face in the international community, you would be nothing but varmint if excuses are put to the light of day, your words meaningless except when they mean profit to yourselves.

 

[ThomAnder]

When are orders due? saturday?

 

[das]

I NEED SOME PEOPLE TO REPLY ON MY DIPLO NOW! Those whose replies I need know it.

 

[Dachs]

You never send me diplo! I guess I don't get dragged into that world war and sit peacefully behind the Alps, just doodling and watching you all die. Orders sent.

 

[ThomAnder]

OOC: Orders are sent. Sigh, too bad i'm so far away from all these actions... Did i say too bad? i meant goodie

IC: Persia shall follow the rest of the alliance member's lead

 

[MjM]

From Poland
To my So-called-alliance members

Poland is outraged that only the SDN has declared war on the HRE. We signed that alliance thinking our nation was getting into something good. But as soon as the trouble comes , you all pretend like nothing ever happened. Very cowardly.

 

[alex994]

To Poland
From China

We are outraged that you didn't notice our DOW! We are so outraged we may even sign an alliance with the Russians against the British Coalition!

 

[North King]

From Poland
To my So-called-alliance members

Poland is outraged that only the SDN has declared war on the HRE. We signed that alliance thinking our nation was getting into something good. But as soon as the trouble comes , you all pretend like nothing ever happened. Very cowardly.

That reminds us...

To: Germany
From: Ottoman Empire

In case you didn't notice, we declare war.

Onto other matters...

 

[ThomAnder]

hmm, so the majority has decided on war? forget UK then

To: HRE
From: Persia

We declare war as well.

 

[Azale]

From: USM
To: World

We declare war....on oversized cowboy hats!! *shakes finger in general direction of Texas*

Our position on the war in Europe is one of neutrality, one I hope the rest of America will share. Let us keep this a European affair.

yes dear capulet, when dost thou wisheth for orders to be senteth?

 

[MjM]

sorry alex

didnt see that there.

 

[North King]

sorry alex

didnt see that there.

Nor did you see my long discussions of how I was at war without declaring war. You forced me to declare war with substandard orders. Thanks alot.

 

[ThomAnder]

and i was the first to actually mention the existence of the alliance. So no, i didn't pretend nothing ever happened.

 

[MjM]

well did you decalre war thom right after the attack

No , but I guess its fine now :/

 

[conehead234]

To: Ottomans, Persia, China, and SDN
From: The Holy Roman Empire
We declare war on all of you too.

 

[North King]

To: HRE
From: Ottos

Our DoW outDoWs your DoW!

 

[das]

Russia would like to declare war on Andorra because we know they aren't sitting in those mountains for no purpose. I am sure that they are just waiting for a chance to conquer the world. Russia would really really really like to declare war on Andorra, but will restrain itself and not do that... For now.

However, we would like you people to know that some polar bear from an alternate future gave us this most valuable report on Andorra's evil plans:
http://www.spainmedia.com/index.php?p=292

After sitting on the sidelines for the last 500 years of European history, the nation of Andorra today announced its intentions to take over the world.

Oh, and O-YE-WHO-BE-PERSON-WHO-SHOULD-REPLY-ON-MY-DIPLO-NOW-BECAUSE-OTHERWISE-THE-DEAL-IS-OFF... reply quickly, please. I need to send in orders!

 

[Dachs]

Well, whoever it is...it's not me! (groans) Nobody ever sends me diplo, so I have to do it myself. I think I'll just read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and sit here.