Caption Contest!

[aronnax]

The French Rioters are taking it up a notch

 

[Ninja Dude]

...and so the strange alien structure was destroyed, saving everyone in the city.

 

[Catharsis]

Please, only kill the creatures with the glowing trails or you won't get your Sporebucks!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Grand Theft Auto 3000: The City Of Lights

 

[Rusted Armor]

"Aliens. They hate the French too."

"That's not fair. It was our turn to occupy France."

"Because Destroying A National Landmark is better than posing in front of one. "

 

[squid1111]

lutzj

France was not the first nation that came to space, but it WAS the first nation that invented laser beams that destroy their own landmarks.

 

[sp1023]

The French. Lose at everything. Lost to King Henry. Lost the Eiffel Tower.

Sorry my brain feels fried from the lbs of hw. I'll try again tomorrow.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Alright let's get this started (or ended, depends on your point of view )!

First off, the winners of our diplomacy!

Catharis

lutzj

JustinianVII

And now, the dudes who won this contest!
Starting with the HM...(honorable mentions)

Catharis

Please, only kill the creatures with the glowing trails or you won't get your Sporebucks!

Thorvald of Lym

While the crew of the Enterprise did manage to speed up trips to the top, city officials refused to pay them.

a_propagandist

Jean-Luc Picard's plan to honor his heritage fails miserably.

Now, my own caption!

Damn it, did Gustav Eiffel divide by zero again?

And now...
THE WINNERS!!!


mythmonster2

A scene from the upcoming movie: Independence Day 2: France.

Rusted Armor

"Because Destroying A National Landmark is better than posing in front of one. "

WOW, IT'S A TIE!!!

Stuck in Pi

After surrendering to everyone on Earth, teh French decided they needed someone new to surrender to.

arronax

The French Rioters are taking it up a notch

Congrats to all, see you tommorow!

 

[KaiserElectric]

Alright let's get it on!

Results on Saturaday. It's my birthday on Friday, so I may be doing something special. Keep an eye out!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"Maybe I'm getting a bit ahead of myself..."

 

[Bigfoot3814]

"Hello operator? I've been cut off."

 

[mythmonster2]

" OK, I'll get the donuts. All right, I'll see you tomorrow."
...
HOLY **** MY LEGS ARE MISSING!

(Not two seperate ones, the first line, then a pause, then the second line)

 

[flyingchicken]

PHONE: "Sorry, we're out of pizza. <click> <...> <beep> <beep> <beep>"
MAN: "..."

 

[rhawn]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ELIGIBLE FOR VETERAN's BENEFITS!?!" <click> "GODDAMMIT"

 

[Deep Thought]

"Hello, am I speaking to the organ donator? Could you send me a couple of legs?"

Her's another one:
Today, Harry Potter is a grown up hobo in muggler world Moscow. (I give you a cookie if you can solve out why he has no legs.)

 

[flyingchicken]

@Deep Thought: Invisibility towel.

>>

MAN: "You have the nukes?"
PHONE: "Yes. You have the legs?"
MAN: "F-ck you."

 

[Deep Thought]

Photoshop: It can remove anything from your body.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

"911 What's your emergency?"

"It appears someone has stolen my legs..."

 

[_random_]

"You been working out?"
"Yeah, I can pretty much lift up my entire body with just my hand."

 

[Bigfoot3814]

"Yeah, the jacket is nice but I'm sending back the pants."